If Brokeback To The Future wasn’t enough to solidify the love affair between Michael J. Fox and Doc Brown, this video will settle any argument. These are outtakes from the Peter Jackson movie, The Frighteners from 1996. Apparently, Michael J. is having some serious Back To The Future flashbacks and possibly excising some deep rooted sexual demons.
Poor guy. You know he wakes up at night in cold sweats screaming for Doc…or at least for Biff Tannen to record his voice mail message.
Ok, so it’s 2010. Where the hell is my flying car? 1980′s futuristic movies have lied to me. I don’t even see any strides being made. Fuck, I’d even take a hover board at this point. What’s the deal America? This is the real space race, get your shit together. If a president ran for office whose platform was solely based on the promise of building a flying car during their presidency I would vote for them with no questions asked. I wouldn’t care if they were a serial rapist or an unemployed toaster technician. I want a flying fucking car.
Yea, so this happened. I have the vaguest of memories about it. In 1991, CBS launched this cartoon taking place directly after Back To The Future III, following Doc Brown, Clara and their 2 boys traveling through time in their newly converted train. Please note that the show does not follow Marty and Doc’s love affair as some might have hoped. Apparently, Huey Lewis was too big to come back and do the theme song, “Back In Time” (or allow them the rights to use it), yet Thomas F. Wilson reprises his role as Biff.
Top 10 movie’s and their sequels is something I have been cooking up for sometime now. It is a carefully constructed list with nothing left out…except Godfather & Godfather II. I left those out on purpose because A) it is my list, B) I have never seen any Godfathers and C) I do not want to see any Godfathers. If any of you turds comment below about how that is blasphemy, I will hunt you down and bite your dick off.
Ok, well here is my list, enjoy it, don’t enjoy it…that is entirely up to you pooheads.
#10 – Bourne Identity & Bourne Supremacy
Matt Damon can be considered a respectable actor in my book only because he was in my favorite movie of all time, EuroTrip. Granted he was only in it for like 5 minutes and sang a sweet song about some kid named Scott not knowing that he was fucking his girlfriend, he most definitely stole the show. But we aren’t here to talk about EuroTrip or Matt Damon’s penis, we are here to discuss the super badass Bourne Identity and Supremacy. I’d like to first say that the actress they chose to be Jason Bourne’s “girlfriend” was highly questionable. They could have most certainly chosen a much hotter chick. In the Bourne Supremacy, the writers must have realized this and quickly killed her off, which a reason why this movie is on this list. O yea, and because no one in the world can kick Jason Bourne’s ass. Except maybe Mr. T.
A top ten not done by the captains? Crazy, I know. But Cinemassacre has already brought us The Top 20 Urkel Moments and now they’ve given us The Top Ten Baddest Bad Guys. I gotta couple of gripes (where the fuck is Darth Vader?) but for the most part, I agree. The number once choice makes it reason alone for us to show you this video.
Actor Thomas F. Wilson portrayed the uber asshole Biff Tannen in the Back To The Future movie trilogy and he did it magnificently. Apparently after a life of being perpetually typecast he has decided to pursue a career in stand up comedy. Even better, he’s the kind where the comedian’s sing songs.
Watch this one about how people harass him all the time about Back To The Future. The best part is now he looks just like adult 1985 Biff.
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Thanks to readers, McWatters and Vogel for bringing this amazing tidbit to my attention.
TCM is doubling your Michael J. Fox pleasure this week.
This video is already 3 years old, supposedly lessening the cultural impact of its parody and therefore hilariousness. Well, I beg to differ. This video absolutely slays me. Whoever edited this is a genius.
I always wondered what the back story between Doc and Marty in Back To The Future was. Why the fuck was an 18 year old kid hanging out with a 60 year old scientist? And why was principal strictland so pissed about it?
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