Could this be the greatest movie ever made? Check out this trailer and judge for yourself:
Citizen Kane, this is not. A true TCM movie in every sense of the word. Explosions, death defying stunt, babes, terrible dialogue, awful acting and concert footage with Wizards. What more could you really ask for?
Martin Scorsese has put together a documentary on the Beatles dark horse, George Harrison. If it’s even half as good as his documentary on Bob Dylan we are in for some serious shit.
Proof that crazy musicians that hate sunlight are still cooler than I’ll ever be.
I would like to start a new series here at TCM called, “Kickin’ It Old School.” What is it all about you ask? It is going to be a look into how things were done in a more badass way back in the day. (See what I did there? I rhymed.) Not like today where everyone is a pussy. No. Things were done properly back then.
For the first episode in our series, we will talk about probably one of the most badass things you could possibly do back in the day. Dueling.
In case you’re a retard and don’t know what dueling is, I will give you a quick explanation. Dueling is when 2 people, most of the time men, have a disagreement or one made the other look bad and must be settled in a proper form. A prearrangement is made at a certain time and location. Once the time has arrived, each man holds a pistol standing back to back. They then walk 10 paces in opposite directions, turning around the shooting the other. Who ever dies or cries like a baby, loses. Simple but epic.
Well, in roughly 8 hours, 2010 will be dead. Forgotten and dead. What a better way than to showcase some of our best crap from the year they called two thousand ten.
Captain Polish touches on a hilarious issue in this country. The War on Fat Kids
TCM finally brings an end to the epic debate: Boobs vs. Butts.
Once again the mysterious powers of science unfortunately proved that the Dinosaurs were murdered.
Check out when we try and use the mysterious powers of science to figure our as to why Ke$ha looks like a stupid whore.
Conan O’Brien was out of a job, so we compiled a bunch of his best field work.
There are some quality bands that you listened to in the past, well remember one of them here!
If you could live in one “fake” house, I guarantee 99% of you would say The Ghostbuster’s Firehouse.
And you thought betting on who’s poop will be bigger was fun, check out these rules for betting on the TV show GUTS from Nickelodeon fame.
Captain Flintheart is friends with someone named Leroy. Here is one of his phone calls.
The muppets are funny. These people are funny looking.
What the hell is up with Punxsutawney Phil and his gang of furry friends?
We lost a Captain this year, which is why he was our Captain of the Month for February.
Here are some guidelines as to how to properly name your bong.
Captain Polish offers his fatherly advice to graduating seniors. I’m pretty sure flushing your system before taking a drug test is one of those pieces of advice.
You know the finishers that wrestlers use in the ring? Well what if we used them in everyday life?
Komodo dragons were specifically designed to kill shit.
I officially gained a lot of enemies doing a Top 10 on movies and their sequels.
Captain Warbucks counts down the Top 5 pitchers from the Little League Baseball Championship Series for the NES. Better late then never.
I love being naked. So, I made a list this past summer of the Top 10 things to do naked.
Top story of the year was undoubtedly the vuvuzela. Here is 5 things to do with that goddamn vuvuzela.
Energy drinks are great, when drank at the appropriate time. Right before a colonoscopy is not one of those times.
Sharks will eat you up, no jokes. We scoured the globe to find 5 monsters that could eat a shark. We came up with some interesting results.
The world is going to end. It will most likely not be one of these ways.
Let’s see. Hot chicks kicking ass? Check. A shit load of guns, swords and explosions? Check. The guy directing this is the same guy who directed 300? Super check. Yes, all of that contained and more in a new movie titled, Sucker Punch.
If you haven’t seen this trailer already then watch. And if you have, I’m sure you’ll watch it again.
I just made your effin’ day.
Generally, I dislike people. They are annoying, fat and lazy. Except me of course. I am awesome. So I would like to present to you a video of the great things I can do in life.
Don’t be hatin’.
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