Memos Tagged ‘Badass’


Sep22010

19 Picture of Monkeys Acting Human

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Aug192010

Machete

IGN released this super badass trailer for the super bad ass movie Machete staring my man, Danny Trejo. Check it out essay.

If you look fast enough, I think Linsday “Too Much Of A Pussy To Stay In Jail For Her Entire Sentence” Lohan’s titties make an appearance. You be the judge.




Aug22010

Top 10 Quotes From “Out Of The Past”

outofthepast Top 10 Quotes From “Out Of The Past”

Most of you reading this have never heard of the movie, Out Of The Past and are wondering why the hell I’m doing a list of the top ten quotes from it. That’s a fair a question. 1947′s Out Of The Past, is one of the definitive Film Noirs. Don’t know what that means? Look that shit up. A favorite of Flintheart, it is considered to be the greatest B-Movie ever made. I’ll spare you the majority of the details, but pot head and certified badass, Robert Mitchum stars as Jeff Bailey, a private detective hired to find shady business mogul Whit Sterling’s (Kirk Douglas) woman Kathie. It appears that Kathie unloaded her gun on Whit and fled the country with his cash. Mostly told through flashbacks, what follows is a series of double crosses, murders and revenge,  anchored by some of the most misogynistic one liners ever uttered in a film. What makes the film though, is Mitchum as the laconic loaner, clearly stoned and never breaking a sweat or his stride no matter what.

#10
Kathie Moffat
: I’m sorry he didn’t die.
Jeff Bailey: Give him time.

#9
Kathie Moffat
: Don’t you see you’ve only me to make deals with now?
Jeff Bailey: Build my gallows high, baby.

#8 
Jeff Bailey: Let’s go down to the bar. You can cool off while we try to impress each other.

#7 
Whit Sterling:
You’re gonna take the rap and play along. You’re gonna make every exact move I tell you. If you  don’t, I’ll kill you. And I’ll promise you one thing: it won’t be quick. I’ll break you first. You won’t be able to answer a telephone or open a door without thinking, ‘This is it.’ And it when it comes, it still won’t be quick. And it won’t be pretty. You can take your choice.

#6
[Petey and Jeff watch Meta walking away]
Petey: Nice!
Jeff Bailey: Awfully cold around the heart.

#5
Kathie Moffat
: Oh, Jeff, I don’t want to die!
Jeff Bailey: Neither do I, baby, but if I have to I’m gonna die last.

Jane Greer Out of the Past 1947 Top 10 Quotes From “Out Of The Past”

#4
Ann Miller
: She can’t be all bad. No one is.
Jeff Bailey Well, she comes the closest.

#3
Kathie Moffat
: Oh Jeff, you ought to have killed me for what I did a moment ago.
Jeff Bailey: [dryly] There’s time.

#2
Jeff Bailey
: You can never help anything, can you? You’re like a leaf that the wind blows from one gutter to another.

#1
Kathie Moffat
: Can’t you even feel sorry for me? 
Jeff Bailey: I’m not going to try.
Kathie Moffat: Jeff…
Jeff Bailey: Just get out, will you? I have to sleep in this room.

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Jun292010

Photo of the Day!

Coyote’s is always trying to fly.

coyote Photo of the Day!




Jun232010

USA! USA! USA!

Game time is now folks. If you don’t have access to a TV, it is playing on ESPN radio right herrr.

Here is a little something to get you all super fucking pumped.

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Jun182010

Twisted Metal Returns.

Inspired by Captain Yar’s foray into Mortal Kombat, I thought I would post up a trailer from another classic video game franchise: Twisted Metal.

Debuting at this year’s E3 2010 Convention, Twisted Metal appears to be coming to PS3 sometime in late 2010 or early 2011.

twisted metal teaser Twisted Metal Returns.

Twisted Metal 2 was the first game I purchased for Playstation 1, and will most likely be the first game I buy for Playstation 3. None of the subsequent releases ever topped the second, but they were still undeniably fun. TM2 was and still is incredibly ahead of it’s time, because there’s never been another game quite like it. A pink caddy that shoots flames and is driven by a gangster? Check. A police car that tasers it’s closest enemies? Yup. A purple hearse that shoots out….something? Love it! A black dude whose arms are attached to two huge wheels? You got it! This does not mean, however, that I didn’t hate getting FUCKING BOMBARDED by pink ice cream cones.

LEFT RIGHT UP FREEZE motherfuckers. Axel power.

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More information and gameplay footage here.




May302010

ManCation Nation

mancation ManCation Nation

“Dick drive this car, not pussy.”

That’s right bitches, it’s a ManCation. No women allowed. But what is it you might ask? Well in Parker, Arizona right on the Colorado River, there is a place that knows how to have a proper badass time. ManCation Nation, it goes by. It is a resort of sorts for men only where you can go water skiing on the Colorado River, eat like kings and run around the Arizona desert shooting crazy ass weapons. Sounds like a good ol’ man time to this Captain.

Here is the video selling this trip:

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How could you NOT want to go here? Did you see the guy on the wake board holding an assault rifle!? That’s like James Bond shit right there…until he lands a jump and the force of the landing makes him shoot himself in the foot. My question is why does the guy have his finger on the trigger in the first place? Don’t worry, I’ll answer that: Because he was going to go shoot some bad guys, stupid.

Meeting of the Minds 2010 will take place at ManCation Nation. Book now for discount rates.

Unfortunately for all TCM readers, there are no transvestite prostitutes at ManCation Nation.




May202010

Kings of Leon, pre-sleeveless sellouts.

I hope that the loyal TCM readers remember when Kings of Leon were murky, southern rockers that looked oddly Swedish. But, if your favorite song of theirs is ‘Use Somebody’ then punch yourself in the ear and go buy Youth and Young Manhood and Aha Shake Heartbreak right after checking out how fucking badass they used to be (You know…only 4 years ago…fucking MTV).

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