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Nov42009

The Weezer Snuggie

This is a nice little infomercial of our favorite product with some of our favorite pitchmen doing their thing. No, were not talking Billy Mays, but, wait what, Weezer?? Check it out:

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Makes me want to buy a snuggie (a.k.a backwards robe) immediately.

Thanks to Gabba for passing this along!



Oct302009

This year’s #1 Halloween Costume

I’m going out on a limb here, but I think the #1 Halloween Costume for 2009 will be Billy Mays. Yes, the Oxiclean-pushing Billy Mays that suddenly passed away this summer.

I know, I know. You’re probably thinking I have little respect for the dead in proclaiming this, but this is what his son Billy Mays III wants to happen! Billy III put together this website simply titled “Where’s Billy Mays?” to honor the legacy of his late father and also to push for sightings of stickers and look-a-likes throughout the known world (just like some crafty son-of-a-bitch did/reported on below):

26832860 bbd2dd09833537cdbae83e828eb37ad5 4aaae97e scaled This years #1 Halloween Costume

If you look anything like the late Billy Mays (pretty much means you rock a beard and flannel) or like putting up stickers (god knows we at TCM do), you can be on the website and also join legions of others this Halloween.

The best thing about the website is free stickers. Sort of like ours here at TCM, but actually more accessible and easy to get your hands on.

Side note: if anyone does want a few TCM stickers, feel free to send an email with your halloween pics, your name and address, and we’ll send a few out as supplies last.



Jul132009

A tribute to Billy Mays




Jun292009

Billy Mays here…if you don’t buy this i’ll die

So if you haven’t heard, Billy Mays, the human megaphone, has passed away over the weekend. He was better known for his Oxy Clean and KABOOM products. I swear, this guy could sell a black dildo with Mexican balls to a Nazi/KKK member.

billymays Billy Mays here...if you dont buy this ill die

I am also led to believe that he fought bears. I mean you don’t look like that if you don’t fight bears. He’s got one of them mountain man beards. I bet off set from yelling and shouting to sell stuff, all he ate was raw bear meat and drank mongoose piss. I hear that is the recipe for redbull. Hence the reason he was always shouting and quite possibly his death.

Which also leads me to believe that is how he always talked on and off set. You can picture him in a restaurant trying to order some water. “Hey waiter! Billy Mays here! I bet you I can sell this bottle of Oxy Clean to this nice woman over here before you can get me a glass of water!!!!”

“Billy Mays, why are you always hollarin?” I would say.

Well, I had no problem with the man…RIP Billy Mays.

On another note, people always say that death’s come in threes.
First 3: David Carradine, Ed McMahon and Farrah Fawcett
Next 3: Michael Jackson, Billy Mays and could be you!

Let us know who you think will die next.


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