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Feb112011

Faces of Rejected Bachelorettes

There’s a few things we like here at TCM – farts, boobs, butts, beer, and photos of somewhat-attractive-women-who-get-rejected-on-national-television. What?

Yes. That’s a web site dedicated to rejection faces from contestants on the bachelorette. Faces that look so scorned and hurt, but considering the source (a show that has 15 women vying for one complete douchebag bachelor the production company found milling around a Banana Republic deciding which canvas bag to purchase) look incredible and laughable:

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and…

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Ladies, if you’re looking for love, don’t go on the bachelor because the hurtful look you display when you are rejected will be enjoyed by many on this web site. Instead, go to a farmer’s market or a baseball game – your odds are better. Fuck, if you believe in odds, go to Las Vegas (or Atlantic City if you’re poor).

That’s the closest the Captain’s will get to doling out love advice even though the fake holiday of Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. We’ll continue with the bashing of douchebags till the end of days.



Apr92010

Epic Words To Live By

Money Epic Words To Live By

Thanks to Stan for educating the Captains.


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Mar152010

Types of Bitches

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We all know there are many bitches in the world (don’t tell Lindsay we used this pic – she’ll sue), but one little 3rd grader from Washington D.C. added about another 90 classifications to the list.

Here’s page 1 of the list that some teacher grabbed off the ground:

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Imagine what the other four pages looked like!

See if you can identify with any of these “new bitches,” bitches.

Thanks for loyal reader Gabbalicious for passing this along.


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