Memos Tagged ‘Bob Dylan’


Dec242009

Merry Christmas!

Christmas Eve is here and what better way to ring in the holiday than with Bob Dylan? Back in August we reported the he was releasing a Christmas album. Now, TCM has the first music video from it, “It Must Be Santa“. I honestly don’t even know what to say. It’s  somehow stranger than I would have ever imagined.

Merry fucking Christmas!!

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Nov92009

Great Moments In World History

It was hard to narrow down which event to highlight in this entry. The fall of the Berlin Wall, Hitler’s suicide, the establishment of the Lingerie Football League? Older entries have already taught us about the invention of beer, the chair and the epic Hulk Hogan/Andre the Giant match up of Wrestle Mania 3. Well my friends, things are about to get weirder and more Flintheartian as we discuss Bob Dylan turning the Beatles onto weed.

Picture a world were marijuana had yet to break into the mainstream culture, but only on the fringes of society by those in the “know”. That world is 1964 America. A young scruffy Bob Dylan had grown out of America’s Beat literary movement of the late 1940’s and 50’s (spearheaded by luminaries like Jack Kerouac and Allen Ginsberg) which in turn grew partly out of the Jazz scene. These were all connected in some way by their counter culture use of recreational marijuana.

Dylan in 1964 was already a musical trail blazer in his own right and admired by important musicians of the era. While the Beatles were on tour in NYC he invited them to party with him. That night would start an important transformation of the Beatles that would change both their personal lifestyles as well as the scope of their artistry.

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Dylan mishearing the line, “It’s such a feeling that my love, I can’t hide!” in the Beatles song, “I Want To Hold Your Hand” as “It’s such a feeling that my love, I get high!” duly offered John Lennon a joint to smoke. Lennon not wanting to go first proclaimed Ringo has his royal tester and handed it off to him. As none of them had done it before, Ringo didn’t know the “puff, puff, pass” methodology and he smoked the entire joint to himself. They all took to weed instantly and partied the rest of the night laughing uncontrollably. McCartney had written down the secret to life that night and when he woke up the piece of paper had “There are 7 levels” written on it.

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By their next album/film, HELP! a few months later, Lennon had claimed they were smoking weed for breakfast. This change was more readily apparent on their 1965, Rubber Soul album. Easily the mellowest of all the albums they had recorded it also began to showcase their ever evolving outside of the box musical construction. This would only heighten their musical ideas to new peaks of excellence further into their career along with other assorted drugs. The musical landscape and pop culture might be drastically different had this meeting not taken place.

Here is a fictionalized account of this great moment in world history.

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Aug142009

Bob Dylan Recorded A Christmas Album

Do I really need to write anything more?

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For a man who put out 3 records in 12 years, to follow up his latest album in April with another record in under 12 months is unheard of. Especially, when that new album is a toe tapping, full fledged Christmas album. But then again like other aging rocker Neil Young, Dylan does whatever the fuck he wants. He seems to get an almost perverse pleasure out of surprising the general public.

I have long standing belief that Dylan became a vampire a decade ago and has been living off the blood of his (sometimes) youthful fan base (I also have theories that Neil Young and Jeff Tweedy of Wilco are werewolves, but more on that in a future post). They should have cast Dylan’s decrepit ass in the Twilight movies if they really wanted to scare some kids.

Anyway, I like Christmas. I like Christmas albums too when done right. I have an Elvis  Christmas album and a Sinatra one that were worth every penny I spent on them. One time, I was in a clothing store and I heard Johnny Cash singing “Holy Night” with a techno beat behind it. I’m still not sure what the fuck that was about.

I must admit that I’m a gigantic Dylan fan but I do have reservations about this. It could turn out to be ok, or the worst fucking thing imaginable.  Either way for me, it’s going to be a very Dylan Christmas this year.

For more information on the album, go here.