TCM is going to weigh in on an issue that has plagued mankind since cavemen realized why they got erections.

It’s as simple as that.

We are going to let each Captain give their own thoughts and opinions on the subject.

Captain Flintheart
Generally, I had expected this to be a pretty open and shut case, but it ended up being more difficult than I had thought. Both parts of the female anatomy have just reason to be championed. However, I must admit I’ve been a boob man ever since I was young. In my opinion a bodacious rack with serious cleavage is the greatest evolutionary achievement humankind has ever seen. Summer tank tops, winter sweater cows, dresses, bathing suits, I love it all. Now that’s not to say I don’t love a well proportioned ass which may seemingly have an advantage with skirts, thongs and tight sweat pants/work pants.

In my opinion, the bottom line is that (for the most part) you either develop big tits or you don’t and there is nothing outside of surgery that will change that. If you have a flabby or shapeless ass their are exercises that will tone, tighten and shape your ass better. Therefore, in theory: Anyone could get themselves a nice ass, but a beautiful set of boobs you have to be born with the genes. Making their real estate value much higher than nice asses.

Verdict: Boobs

Captain Yar
As Flintheart stated, you think about boobs and you instantly become favorable of them. But then you think of the butt and say, “Wait a minute, I love the ass too!”. Throughout my semi-young existence however, I have always been a man who prefers a “healthy” rack on a woman. Something about them boobs makes you want to become their slave and do almost anything for them. Not being slaves of the woman, but being slaves of the actual boobs. “Ok boobies sure, I’ll go rob a zoo of all the monkey’s and panda’s releasing them onto a hovercraft on fire carrying nuclear waste traveling to the Galapagos Islands to have them participate in an epic battle where the referee is actually one of the past winners from a season of Robot Wars.” That’s a lot.

But then you come across a photo like this and you second guess your favoring of boobs. There is something about the awesome roundness of an ass that just mesmerizes me beyond belief. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some boobs but as I grew older I became much more fond of a beautiful ass. And remember, it’s easy to get caught staring at a girls boobs, not so much their ass; unless they have eyes in the back of their head of course which I’ve found out through time that many women do. Also as Flintheart said above, you can work on sculpting your ass ladies. If you have a gorgeous ass, then you worked hard and you want people to see your gorgeous ass. You just simply lucked out that you were graced with that unbelievable set of tits too.

Verdict: Butt

Captain Polish
The body of a woman is a work of art. Wait, let me rephrase that. The body of an attractive woman is a work of art. There clearly is nothing more beautiful than this creature. I’ve thought about this question many many times and have more or less realized that boobs and butts have their own special appeal.

Boobs can be found on women ranging from small to large and from sizes A to FF. II’ve always had the mantra, if you’re going to do something, do it big. Yes my friends, I’m a fan of big boobs. I love them. They don’t do anything special for you – they don’t fight crime, they don’t save lives, but they look amazing in a bikini top or in a tight sweater. Sweater puppets are simply god’s gift to man. Boobs are the first thing we as men notice. You see a women walking right at you and you just know how she stacks up. Big boobs exist for many reasons, but the big resource for them comes from a genes. If your girlfriend’s mom has a set, chances are she’s going to be OK too. The one thing about women and boobs that concern me is that often times big boobs are synonymous with big girls. Big boobs on big girls are a trap to me because I do like big boobs, but I do not prefer big girls. It’s like starring into the sun, it’s good to do every once in a while, but once you do it you remember immediately why you don’t do it every day.

Butts are a different animal. As my fellow Captain’s state, butts are sculpted where as boobs are built. You can’t go to the gym and work on your boobs. You just can’t. Butt, in the winter you’ll see every young woman in the gym working out on her rump. It’s true. Butt’s get attention and women know it. If I had the option of a woman with great boobs and a bad butt or bad boobs and a great butt I’d take the latter of the two because (1) she’s going to maintain that butt, (2) flat butt’s on a girl with boobs just look weird, and (3) although boobs are great, butt’s just say more about a woman.

It’s hard to give an answer on my allegiance, but it’s got to be butt. I went from being a hardcore boob man to a butt man in a matter of years. I just think a woman’s round ass is so sexy. Her boobs aren’t bad either, but I guess you can call me an ass man.

Verdict: Butts

Captain Warbucks

There’s nothing about this debate that’s easy, but one thing is clear: Were all winners. I thought about this for a long while, and although I love a good set of tits, I think the butt is always a more reliable piece of art.

At first I thought I was a boob man, because what’s better than banging a girl with a huge set of tits? I laid (layed?, hey ohhh) out every girl I’ve had sex with and 76% of them had a good to above average sized cup. I thought to myself “Damn, I must really like some titties” and what do you think about more when you see a bird: what her tits look like, or what her ass looks like? Tits. But then I dove deeper. Of the girls I ‘surveyed’ (it was most definitely a field survey) I realized that 66% of those girls had an ass that I would describe as ‘fantastic’. At this point, I realized I didn’t have much preference, or at least my actions didn’t show much. I have taken an alternate route.

You can’t trust tits. There’s push up bras, layering of tank tops, surgery etc etc. A girl with good cleavage might just have some nasty ass saggy tits and she’s wearing a $65 bra. But when you see an ass in jeans, a skirt or some kind of underwear, it is what it is. There’s no deceiving your eyes. Plus, as an added bonus, girls don’t know when you’re checking out their ass. But, they can certainly spot you staring at their rack.

As a lover of spanking the fuck out of a girl’s ass..

Verdict: Butts