Now that I have your attention, the Swedish Army is having some equipment trouble. Apparently female troopers are having problems with their bras bursting and even melting when in drill and in combat. What are we to do? Let me tell you, I’m all for these lovely ladies ditching the bra and fighting in what the good lord gave them!
Yeah, that might sound a little too over the top, but when you think about the countries in the world you want this problem to happen to, we both know Sweden is in our top five. Swedish women are hot and there is no contesting that. The fact that they join the ranks of men in battle would make me want to enlist if I was a Swede. (I’d also have one badass name like Lars Olalfsson or Magnus Rasmussen – sort of like the dudes from the World’s Strongest Man competition).
The Swedish Army is looking into the situation, but maybe a quick fix would be to require some sort of sports bra instead of the normal apparatus that looks fairly uncomfortable. It just makes sense when you think about it. In fact, why don’t they take a cue from America and develop their own lingerie football league and then the army could share their “uniforms” and everybody wins?
