If you all don’t know what Ginger is, I will quickly bring you up to speed.

Ginger
A human, characterized by pale skin, freckles and bright red hair. “Gingers” are generally considered to be inferior to their more melanin-rich brethren, and thus deservingly discriminated against. Gingers are thought to have no souls. The condition, “gingervitis” is genetic and incurable.
Source: Urban Dictionary.

Unfortunately for us but fortunately for them, Kick A Ginger Day was on the 20th of this month. If you all watch South Park, you will know that that is the international date. Well according to this news article, it was carried out by a bunch of kids in Canada. God bless Canada.

We believe at TCM, that every day should be Kick A Ginger Day. Here are some useful pointers on how to successfully kick a ginger:

• Since gingers’ complexions are brighter than the sun, they tend to bruise easily. So, aim for an area that will show off your handy work.
• As in the above pointer, since gingers have very sensitive skin, they will wear more clothing than a normal skin colored person. So, this truly leaves only the face. Aim high Willis, aim high.
• Even though the day is called Kick A Ginger, you don’t necessarily have to just kick them. If you are creative, you can come up with many ways to inflict discomfort amongst these walking, living, breathing ghosts.
• A popular, alternative way to harass the gingers is simply to point and laugh at them. This may not physically bruise them, but emotionally, yes.

This then begs the question: Which would you rather have as a child, a ginger or a kid with down syndrome? Think long and hard and let us know your answer.

So there you have it. Ginger’s don’t chose to be ginger’s, that’s just God’s way of saying “I hate you”.

I’m sure after writing this post, I will be cursed with having a ginger/retarded kid in the future. Awesome.

Thanks Fruitman.