I think we can all appreciate the dumbness of a cat just as much as we can appreciate the hand bra. Well, maybe not as much as the hand bra.
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Memos Tagged Cats
Jan212011
Video of the Day!
What a better way to end your Friday than with Drift Cats!
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Oct262010
Missing Missy: An Epic Shannon Production
Remember our spider guy email friend? Well this may just top it.
From: Shannon
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.20am
To: David
Subject: Poster
Hi
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon.
This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number.
Thanks Shan.
From: David
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am
To: Shannon
Subject: Re: Poster
Dear Shannon,
That is shocking news. Luckily I was sitting down when I read your email and not half way up a ladder or tree. How are you holding up? I am surprised you managed to attend work at all what with thinking about Missy out there cold, frightened and alone… possibly lying on the side of the road, her back legs squashed by a vehicle, calling out “Shannon, where are you?”
Although I have two clients expecting completed work this afternoon, I will, of course, drop everything and do whatever it takes to facilitate the speedy return of Missy.
Regards, David.
Jun142010
Headline News
In one of our favorite segments we like to show our readers how stupid America has become and the kind of news headlines one might see when they are checking their emails. This unfortunatley is an abridged version, but it speaks volumes.
Thanks again to Shaffer for making this happen.
Oct132009
Pussiest Fight Ever
No, I’m not referring to that time Captain Yar was beat up by a girl in the 3rd grade, I’m referring to this:
This is a cat on a leash fighting a small dog on a leash. The fight got so intense, the owners had to intervene (who were also both on leashes). The fight went down in Central Park during Meeting of the Minds. We were dissed for post-fight interviews by both contestants. Maybe it was Captain Flintheart’s body odor that drove them away. We will never know.
But what we all do know is that cats shouldn’t be on leashes. I was blown away by this entire spectacle.
Does anyone rock a leash for their cat? If so, why? I’m really intrigued on this one.
Sep282009
Fuck You Cat.
After a week of spreading some TCM love all over the faces of the people of the Bahamas, I return with some goodies for you all.
FuckYouCat.com is a delightful site that pretty much takes a huge shit on cats. It shows them at the worst of times and the really worst of times. Take this for example:
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A skydiving cat. As the writer of this site says perfectly:
I really enjoy the concept of taking a cat out of its natural element and scaring the living shit out of it. In general I think we as humans should do that more often. That is why I love what these Russians are doing. This guy put baggies over the cats paws so it couldn’t claw him, then strapped it to his chest and jumped out of a fucking plane. You can see the cat lose his shit right as he’s about to go over the edge. That’s funny to me.
Sure, the Russians may be a bunch of freedom hating pale alcoholics, but one thing is for sure: they know how to put cats in their place. You really have to respect them for that.
Kudos my fellow cat hating friend. Kudos.
Alf was a sexy beast for always wanting to eat cats and for that, we salute you.
Aug312009
Cats that look like HITLER!!!
So your walking down the street and a cat walks in front of you, stops, sits and stares at you. You stand there for a second thinking, “That cat looks really familiar.” Then it hits you, “That cat looks like Adolf Hitler!” Well my friend, you are not alone. This website showcases some of the finest felines that represent probably the biggest douchebag to grace this earth in the past century.
Don’t be scared, the only lethal gas coming from Adolf Kitler is out of his butthole.
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