Today is a joyous day. Why? Because on May 11th in the year 2181 B.C., the chair was invented. That’s right, the chair.
Why is this awesome? Well, why isn’t it. Chairs serve a big purpose in society. You can find them at work, in the park, at the movies, and in cars. Could you imagine standing through a movie or standing when the dentist has to take a tooth out? Of course not. That’s why it’s important to thank those crafty Egyptian bastards for the advent of the chair.
And in case you’re like Captain Kirk and forgot how to use one, here’s a quick instructional video for you compliments of Peter Griffin:
