I came across possibly my new favorite website on the internet. Omegle. It is a website where you show up and have a 1 on 1 chat with a complete stranger. I think some epic conversations can come out of here. I gave it a try and think I got this woman (who might be racist) legitimately worried that her kidnapped kids were going to become Somalian pirates.
FYI, not my best work.
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey stranger
Stranger: from?
You: right on the border of mexico and texas
You: how about y’all
You: let me ask you this before we continue
You: tacos…like em or love em?
Stranger: love em
You: excellent answer
Stranger: you like or love cheese?
Stranger: haha
You: depends on the cheese
Stranger: guess where i’m from
You: the netherlands
Stranger: right
You: or new zealand
You: but then, you give off a hint of egyptian
Stranger: m/f?
You: the opposite of you
You: you know how somedays you like to wake up feeling like a woman
You: and other days like a man
Stranger: i think you know me
You: i’m on one of those days where you feel like a great white shark
You: biting the shit out of everything
Stranger: everything all right man?
You: so get this…i come into work today and there are 3 things on my desk
You: a pencil sharpener, an empty paint can and a juice box
You: a note that says, make a bazooka out of these or you are fired
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