You know we are in an economic depression when Oprah can’t give out free cars anymore. Instead, she is giving out free KFC chicken. Yes people, Oprah is giving out FREE KFC Chicken.

Well the other day on her show, Oprah made coupon’s available for download to get 2 pieces of their new grilled chicken, 2 sides and a biscuit for free. Well what happened? Riots and racial violence. Welcome back 1960s. Remember what happened the other day when Popeye’s ran out of chicken that people were actually paying for? Just imagine what it was like when KFC refused to give out the free chicken.

We here at TCM have first hand accounts of what is happening across the country:

I just returned from my lunch break hoping to use the attached coupon to score some free KFC grilled chicken at the mid town location 47 E. 42nd Street. Well I guess around 200 people also had the same idea with coupons in hand.

When I finally gave up (after 30 minutes of aguing with other customers) a small RIOT started going on outside the store with people screaming at the manager while he wont let them use their free KFC coupons (issued by OPRAH)

I went over to our nearest KFC a few minutes ago (this was around 42nd and Park)and chaos ensued. Despite the very visible grilled chicken behind the register, the manager told everyone with coupons to leave and that the promotion was over for the day. The people there are currently holding a sit-in and refusing to leave until they get their free chicken…or the cops are called. Racial epithets were being spewed, people who actually wanted to pay for chicken were facing a potential beatdown, and the manager ran from the screaming horde. Oprah, what have ye wrought?

Another man was heard saying this:

Man, fuck Oprah and KFC. I’m goin’ to Obama Fried Chicken.

Well, if you would like to participate in Oprah’s Riot Child, then get your coupons here!