#5 – Julie Benz
If you all watch the show, Dexter amongst other shows/movies she has been in you will know she is pretty hot. Her roles are usually the same throughout her career (well, from what I’ve seen). An innocent woman that is out for the better good. Hence, Dexter, Rambo and The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (not so innocent in the last one). So yea, this is probably the one you’d want to marry. Hell, what am I saying…if I married any of these actresses I’d consider myself winning.
Captain Flintheart likes his female celebrities two ways. Either fantastic looking and classy as hell like the actresses of yesteryear (more on that on a future post) or fully stocked, thick and robust. As a rule I’m not interested in ridiculously skinny girls, ESPECIALLY if you can see her ribs. In fact, you may remember I was the only TCM member to vote pro-boobs in the epic debate. I think it will be easy to see which actresses I chose fall into what category.
5. Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman isn’t hot…she’s beautiful.
Bonus Points: She starred in 3 Star Wars movies.
If you’ve been living under a rock the past three years, let me bring this to your attention: there’s a show called Mad Men on AMC that is probably the greatest show on TV right now. Why? Well, it’s all about an Ad Agency in New York City where everyone is banging everyone, people get drunk on the job, and big business deals are cut. If you like sex, partying, and business, you should probably be watching this show.
This is all fine and dandy, but the real reason it’s good is Joan Holloway.
Need more proof??
Joan Holloway, played by Christina Hendricks, is the smart, sexy, office manager who literally runs Sterling Cooper Draper Price. The hottest thing on two legs in the show is also one of the most feared and respected. She’s had her affairs and has done her fair share of partying and firing. Hot sexy bad ass.
I can go on and on on how I think she’s bonerific, but I’ll spare you – especially since she’s married on Mad Men and in real life (to the Shnozeberry guy in Super Troopers). I just wanted to give you the secret to this shows success.
Next time you plop down on Sunday at 10 this fall to watch, you’ll see how Joanie steals the show and owns your attention. Unless you have a vagina. Then this post probably isn’t for you.
