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Feb182010

Just Because It’s The Winter, Doesn’t Mean You Can Dress Like A Douche

I hate to admit it, but like 70% of males ages 18-30 in the winter I wear a black pea coat. The trend was beginning to happen when I got mine 5 or 6 years ago, but now it’s exploded. If you work in a city with a concentrated number of young professionals you know exactly what I’m talking about.

Pea Coat Just Because Its The Winter, Doesnt Mean You Can Dress Like A Douche

The reason for this article is to point out 2 styles of this fashion to avoid so that you don’t look like a douchebag for the rest of your life. That’s right, I’m TCM’s fashion police today, bitch.

1. Wearing a baseball hat with a pea coat. Seriously? Come on. Would you wear a suit and put a baseball hat on? Of course not, you’d like unbelievably retarded. Don’t do it with a pea coat than. You will be labeled as a BRO for life, albeit one that is trying to moonlight as an executive, but a BRO nevertheless. Don’t do it.

baseball Just Because Its The Winter, Doesnt Mean You Can Dress Like A Douche

2. Don’t wear a hoody underneath it, unless it’s the kind that’s hoodless and the coat is buttoned. If your going somewhere in the winter where you won’t be outside for a long period of time, you will likely be fine wearing a hoody. If you are going to be outside for pro longed periods of time, buy a better and warmer jacket that is actually made to stop the coldness from creeping into your body. Don’t make yourself look like an idiot by wearing something nice and something junky at the same time. Your probably the same type of person that rocks the Miami Vice style blazer with a t-shirt under it or gets married in a tux and ripped jeans.

peacoat + hoody Just Because Its The Winter, Doesnt Mean You Can Dress Like A Douche

It’s not asking too much. But these 2 simple steps should allow you to shed your douchey ways and coexist normally, with the rest of us.



Feb102010

Skinny Jeans And The Loose Jean Revolution

skinny jeans Skinny Jeans And The Loose Jean Revolution

I’ll be first to admit that a lot of things kids do these days, I really don’t understand. But there is one trend that particularly makes no sense to me. Guys wearing skinny jeans.

You’ve all seen it and it’s only grown more prevalent in recent years. First off gentleman, you look like fucking idiots. But that’s a given. Second, your not respecting the veterans of the Loose Jean Revolution.

Ever since jeans inception sometime in the 1950′s their was only one acceptable way to wear them, tight as hell and cutting off your circulation. The trend was the status quo up through the 1980′s. Nobody liked it, but it’s just the way it was.

Sometime in the 90′s men had, had enough. The seeds for the revolution were planted and through many rigorous battles eventually loose jeans were being produced by clothing companies and became acceptable to wear. No longer did men have to be uncomfortable and restricted as we tasted the first glorious moments of freedom.

Of course not everyone saw it this way and loose jeans patrons faced many prejudices from older generations in those earlier years after the revolution. There were always assholes too who became drunk with power and took it too far by wearing pants that were 5 sizes too big for them.

jeans Skinny Jeans And The Loose Jean Revolution

But dammit, skinny jeans wearers, men had to feel awkward and wear tight jeans for 40 years. They fought the good fight and now your gonna throw away the progress we made so you can wear jeans that make your junk claustrophobic and make it unable for you to ever squat down?

For shame.



Nov242009

The Wolf Shirt (Version 2.0)

A few months back, Captain Polish showed us the beauty of the white trash clothing staple, the glorious shirt with the 3 wolves howling at the full moon.

You know the one I’m talking about.

Wolf Shirt The Wolf Shirt (Version 2.0)

Now Geek Chic Daily is offering a classier alternative. You can have Michael J. Fox from the 80′s cult classic movie, Teen Wolf howling at the moon.

TeenWolfMoonForWeb The Wolf Shirt (Version 2.0)

God bless America. Hopefully, another version with Jason Bateman from Teen Wolf Too is already in production.

Thanks to reader, Malcom for sending this our way.



Nov32009

America’s “Relaxed” Dress Code

Most people think i’m crazy when I say this, but I wish we lived in a more formally dressed society. I’m sick of going to a nice restaurant and seeing someone in mesh shorts and a t-shirt that has a picture of a wolf howling at the moon on it or in an office where everyone has at least khaki’s and a button down shirt and some jackass is wearing jean shorts and a polo shirt, unbuttoned with their chest hair blowing out. Get real. Have a little respect for yourself.

Sweat pants are possibly the worst thing to happen to us. They only need to be worn when doing athletic activity, not Sunday morning grocery shopping. Do you need to know how low we have sunk as a society? Just think about Walmart patrons…need I say more?

Personally, I prefer the look of the 1940′s, 50′s and early 60′s. Suit, tie, formal hat when you are going out. I know that might be a little too intense for 85% of America these days, but at one point this was the norm (I blame Hippies for this undoing).

Frank Sinatra 1 Americas Relaxed Dress Code

All i’m saying is that the American public once radiated class and now we look like a bunch of slobs who only care about comfort. Sadly, I think we are too far gone to ever fully recover.



Aug252009

Why Women Can’t Complain That It’s Too Hot In The Office

Listen ladies, it’s the summer. We all know it’s hot as hell out. But, unless the heat is turned on in your office or you work outside you have no reason to complain. You have so much more leeway in how you can dress than men have.

You get to wear skirts, dresses, capri pants, sandals (or at the very least things that are conducive for air flow to your feet) and assorted other clothing that allows your arms to be bare from the shoulder down. I’m not saying you wear these types of clothing all the time, but at least you have the option to do so.

Men for the most part have to wear dress socks and shoes, khaki pants, an undershirt and a button down long sleeve shirt. That’s just if they are lucky! Some men have to wear ties and  suit jacket/blazer over top of that.

It’s petty, sure. But, I’m a very petty man. Everyone suck it up, it’s the fucking summer. It’s going to be cold as shit in a few months and than your going to wish it was hot again. (That is unless you live south of the mason dixon or west of the Mississippi or a different Country entirely for that matter).



Aug32009

Best Customer Review, Ever

Customer reviews are used by Internet companies to display a customer’s experience with a recent product they purchased in hopes that others will read and follow suit. These reviews never sway the average person to buy a particular product for any particular reason, until now.

Today I was sent quite possibly the best customer review ever, compliments of Captain K, for this awesome Wolf T-Shirt:

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Yep, this is your straight up “don’t fuck with me” T-Shirt, but what’s even better is Bee-Dot-Govern’s explanation for buying it.

“This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.”

Wow. I just bought ten of these.

Read more about this awesome shirt and all it’s magical powers.



Jul202009

Fashion? Yea we got it.

Now, we here at TCM aren’t the most fashion savvy types. I mean half of us still walk around with a goddamn bejeweled eye patch most of the time. So when we fell upon this collection of t-shirts, we couldn’t not pass this along to the world.

DETH KILLERS 2000 have created a line of shirts called DES KIRAZ Volume 1. Apparently DES KIRAZ is DETH KILLERS in Japanese…who knew? There are a series of 10 shirts that tell a story of a futuristic biker gang fighting to save their turf. These are the kind of t-shirts that if you look at them too long your head will explode. The intenseness of them is out of this world. The first shirt in the Volume is called The Battle of Yankee Stadium which does justice on its own. Just look at the image, Abe Lincoln shooting a gun out of an ice cream truck, Nazi’s, Jaws on the upper deck, T-Rex about to eat an RPG, Civil War soldiers and o yea, the DES KIRAZ flying on their hogs lighting the place up.

deskiraz Fashion? Yea we got it.

The year is 2019. A nebulous apocalyptic event, occurring in 2008, has left Yankee Stadium and its partially constructed twin stadium in a state of disrepair. NYC of 2019 is owned by future motorcycle gangs, fighting turf wars throughout the boroughs. The biggest battle yet is on the field of the old Yankee Stadium, with hundreds of participants, both human and animal, waging a surreal and bloody thunderdome-style motorcycle battle for survival. All the bikes and combatants have all come to this place from various points in history and from the future…Joining forces in order to fight a more serious threat.

Even though these shirts cost $125, you get a few other goodies along with it. You get a matching bandanna, a matching poster and trading cards which the website claims to be dipped in LSD.

Don’t come crying to us if everyone’s head’s start to explode once this shirt is on.


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