I would buy from this store just because of the commercial.
Damn, I wanted that crystal butterfly.
O yea, thank you Capt. Kirk via Davey Jones’ Locker.

I would buy from this store just because of the commercial.
Damn, I wanted that crystal butterfly.
O yea, thank you Capt. Kirk via Davey Jones’ Locker.
That line was spoken by Cain shortly after he “slew” Abel in the Bible and also by James Dean in the movie, East of Eden. I don’t think either of them understood the the obvious genius of the Trapper Keeper.
My older brother owned the exact Trapper Keeper featured in the following commercial. I was lucky enough to get his second hand in the early 90’s. If only school was as fun as Trapper Keepers were.
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Back in 1991, this was the largest juice container you could fit into your lunchbox. I had no idea who the fuck Richard Lewis was (Robin Hood Men In Tights was still 2 years away), but I did know that him and Paul Reiser probably shared the same wardrobe.
I wish this stuff was still on the market.
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This is a nice little infomercial of our favorite product with some of our favorite pitchmen doing their thing. No, were not talking Billy Mays, but, wait what, Weezer?? Check it out:
Makes me want to buy a snuggie (a.k.a backwards robe) immediately.
Thanks to Gabba for passing this along!
If you follow our blog, you will know that TCM has some reoccurring interests. Some of these can be narrowed down to, Tacos, MC Hammer, and Taco Bell. Through the magic of the internet we’ve finally found something that combines all 3 in a delightful package.
Thanks to Steveo for passing this along.
I pulled a muscle in my neck the other morning and I had to walk around like I was fucking Frankenstein. I told everyone that I just chalked it up to Taco Neck Syndrome, but nobody knew what the fuck I was talking about. So I decided to rectify the situation.
The most intense children’s commercial ever
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A long forgotten TV commercial from the early 90’s, brought back to the captain’s attention by the original Seaman. I really don’t know what to say about this, besides the extreme suggestive nature of this “harmless” kid’s toy campaign.
“The first one to get your balls into Mr. Bucket wins!”
I’m sure one of those girls in that commercial eventually ended up here.