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Memos Tagged Conan O’Brien


Dec312010

TCM’s Best of 2010

Well, in roughly 8 hours, 2010 will be dead. Forgotten and dead. What a better way than to showcase some of our best crap from the year they called two thousand ten.

Issues

Captain Polish touches on a hilarious issue in this country. The War on Fat Kids

TCM finally brings an end to the epic debate: Boobs vs. Butts.

Once again the mysterious powers of science unfortunately proved that the Dinosaurs were murdered.

Entertainment

Check out when we try and use the mysterious powers of science to figure our as to why Ke$ha looks like a stupid whore.

Conan O’Brien was out of a job, so we compiled a bunch of his best field work.

There are some quality bands that you listened to in the past, well remember one of them here!

If you could live in one “fake” house, I guarantee 99% of you would say The Ghostbuster’s Firehouse.

And you thought betting on who’s poop will be bigger was fun, check out these rules for betting on the TV show GUTS from Nickelodeon fame.

Kim Kardashian’s ass.

Captain Flintheart is friends with someone named Leroy. Here is one of his phone calls.

The muppets are funny. These people are funny looking.

Random Ramblings and Advice You Will Probably Never Listen Too

What the hell is up with Punxsutawney Phil and his gang of furry friends?

We lost a Captain this year, which is why he was our Captain of the Month for February.

Here are some guidelines as to how to properly name your bong.

Captain Polish offers his fatherly advice to graduating seniors. I’m pretty sure flushing your system before taking a drug test is one of those pieces of advice.

You know the finishers that wrestlers use in the ring? Well what if we used them in everyday life?

Komodo dragons were specifically designed to kill shit.

Lists

I officially gained a lot of enemies doing a Top 10 on movies and their sequels.

Captain Warbucks counts down the Top 5 pitchers from the Little League Baseball Championship Series for the NES. Better late then never.

I love being naked. So, I made a list this past summer of the Top 10 things to do naked.

Top story of the year was undoubtedly the vuvuzela. Here is 5 things to do with that goddamn vuvuzela.

Energy drinks are great, when drank at the appropriate time. Right before a colonoscopy is not one of those times.

Sharks will eat you up, no jokes. We scoured the globe to find 5 monsters that could eat a shark. We came up with some interesting results.

The world is going to end. It will most likely not be one of these ways.



Sep212010

Conan makes a sandwich.

Anyone else hungry?

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Jun112010

Conan O’Brien, Live In Connecticut 6/6/10

As you all may know by now, TCM is a fan of Conan O’Brien, pure and simple. Well, I was lucky enough to see his show last Sunday at the Mohegan Sun Casino in Connecticut as he begins wrapping up the Legally Prohibited From Being Funny On Television Tour. Gambling and alcohol is always a fine way to start off a show of any kind. As we submitted our nosebleed tickets to get in, the three other people I was with and myself all got upgraded for free to the 3rd row. Apparently, Conan is somehow even cooler than we had already suspected.

048 Conan OBrien, Live In Connecticut 6/6/10

What followed was an incredible evening of pure insanity and surprisingly a lot of music. Conan both rearranged lyrics to well known songs to fit his current plight as well as just jamming out to songs he enjoyed. TCM would like to provide you with exclusive footage from the tour. Kicking off with a pre-recorded video, here is the first ten minutes of the show.

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Conan was joined by both Andy Richter and the entire Tonight Show Band even Triumph, the Masturbating Bear and the Walker Texas Ranger Lever made cameos. At the end of the show Conan went through the crowd playing the guitar and shaking hands like the bonafide rock star that he is. He even began climbing the rows of seats in the back. Proving that he truly is the most amazing awkwardly tall Irishman that has ever graced that casino. TCM can’t wait to have you back on TV, Conan.

Watch Conan rock out to the White Stripes song, “Seven Nation Army”

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May272010

Conan visits the Lucas Compound.

As the title says.

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Apr132010

Conan O’Brien – The Revenge.

Yes folks, Conan O’Brien will be back on television at the end of this year. Not on Fox, ABC or any network station. O’Brien is moving to cable…on TBS. Crazy old Ted Turner did a smart thing here by signing O’Brien and his Masturbating Bear. Senor George Lopez now occupies a spot at 11pm on that station but will be pushed back to 12pm to make way for the Great White Irishman.

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Welcome back white boy. Only good things can come out of this.

Yea! Fuck Leno in his ass!



Mar242010

Cocoshopped.

The folks over at I’m With Coco have decided to put on a contest celebrating Conan O’Brien’s new comedy tour. The winner wins 2 tickets to a city of their choice. Here are some of my entries. Laugh. Pee pants. Repeat.

Coco Hogan

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Mar112010

Conan O’Brien Goes On Tour

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TCM’s (and everyone’s) favorite fair skinned awkwardly tall ginger is back! Now that he’s got nothing to do, Conan is hitting the road with Andy Richter and members of the Tonight Show Band on the “Legally Prohibited From Being Funny On Television Tour”. Visiting most major U.S. cities from April – June and even making a stop at the Bonnaroo Music Festival. Further proof that Conan really is the coolest man on the planet.

You can catch his pale ass on the following dates and locations:

  • 04-12 Eugene, OR – Hult Ceter for the Performing Arts
  • 04-13 Vancouver, British Columbia – Orpheum Theatre
  • 04-14 Vancouver, British Columbia – Orpheum Theatre
  • 04-16 Spokane, WA – INB Performing Arts Center
  • 04-17 Enoch, Alberta – River Cree Resort & Casino
  • 04-18 Seattle, WA – Marion Oliver McCaw Hall
  • 04-19 Seattle, WA – Marion Oliver McCaw Hall
  • 04-22 San Francisco, CA – Nob Hill Masonic Center
  • 04-23 San Francisco, CA – Nob Hill Masonic Center
  • 04-24 Universal City, CA – Gibson Amphitheater
  • 04-25 Universal City, CA – Gibson Amphitheater
  • 04-29 San Diego, CA – San Diego Civic Theatre
  • 04-30 Phoenix, AZ – Dodge Theatre
  • 05-01 Las Vegas, NV – The Pearl Concert Theatre – Palms Casino
  • 05-04 Reno, NV – Grand Sierra Resort & Casino – Grand Theatre
  • 05-05 San Jose, CA – San Jose State University Events Center
  • 05-06 Sacramento, CA – Sacramento Memorial Auditorium
  • 05-09 Boulder, CO – Mackey Auditorium
  • 05-13 Dallas, TX – McFarlin Memorial Auditorium – SMU Campus
  • 05-14 Austin, TX – Austin Music Hall
  • 05-15 Tulsa, OK – Brady Theater
  • 05-16 Kansas City, MO – Midland Theatre
  • 05-18 Minneapolis, MN – Orpheum Theatre
  • 05-19 Chicago, IL – Chicago Theatre
  • 05-20 Chicago, IL – Chicago Theatre
  • 05-22 Toronto, Ontario – Massey Hall
  • 05-30 Atlantic City, NJ – Borgata Spa & Resort – Event Center
  • 06-01 New York, NY – Radio City Music Hall
  • 06-02 New York, NY – Radio City Music Hall
  • 06-04 Boston, MA – Wang Theater
  • 06-05 Boston, MA – Wang Theater
  • 06-06 Uncasville, CT – Mohegan Sun Arena
  • 06-07 Upper Darby, PA – Tower Theatre
  • 06-08 Washington, DC – Constitution Hall
  • 06-11 Manchester, TN – Bonnaroo Music Festival
  • 06-14 Atlanta, GA – Fox Theatre

Still don’t believe me? Go here and see for yourself…tickets are on sale NOW.

Author’s Note: This Captain will see ya’ll bitches in Connecticut!



Jan222010

Conan O’Brien, where art thou?

I’m sure we all know the Conan saga that is going on and yes, we have learned that NBC and Jay Leno are a bunch of pee holes.

Conan by far is the best current late night host on television. It is a damn shame that these suits have to push his Irish ass out on the streets (well, not really the streets, NBC I believe gave him somewhere in the range of $45,000,000…I think he’ll be alright). We hope to see Senor Conan back on the air soon, on Fox or any other channel spewing out the most ludicrous comedy on television.

In no particular order, TCM will present some top moments from Late Night with Conan O’Brien (prior to his moving to The Tonight Show). We love you Conan.

Conan visits the Old Bethpage Restoration

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