Buy a blow-up Dad!
That’s right kiddies, for only $17.99, you can have your very own blow-up Dad for Father’s Day! Don’t be sad that your dad was killed in a knife fight with Bubbles the hobo down the street over a broken crack pipe or that he left you and your mom for “Uncle Robert”. You can have your very own Dad to celebrate Father’s Day with without the sadness, depression and jealous rage that comes this time every year! Just take him out of the bag and blow him up. He is great fun!
Unfortunately though for Mom, dad comes as flat as you are. Sorry Madrè, this one’s for the kids.