Memos Tagged ‘Dogs’


Animals, Random
Oct132009

Pussiest Fight Ever

No, I’m not referring to that time Captain Yar was beat up by a girl in the 3rd grade, I’m referring to this:

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This is a cat on a leash fighting a small dog on a leash. The fight got so intense, the owners had to intervene (who were also both on leashes). The fight went down in Central Park during Meeting of the Minds. We were dissed for post-fight interviews by both contestants. Maybe it was Captain Flintheart’s body odor that drove them away. We will never know.

But what we all do know is that cats shouldn’t be on leashes. I was blown away by this entire spectacle.

Does anyone rock a leash for their cat? If so, why? I’m really intrigued on this one.

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News
Sep162009

“Jessica Simpson’s dog was delicious” says the coyote.

My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!

missingdog Jessica Simpsons dog was delicious says the coyote.

Jessica Simpson you cunt. If you all didn’t hear, Ms. Simpson’s dog was snatched up by a coyote…that’s right, a fucking coyote. I see that your dog was taken right in front of your eyes. Ok Jessica, I will tell you how you could have avoided this entire situation. You could have gotten a dog that could kick the shit out of a coyote, but since you didn’t you have another option. You have legs, correct? (I think we’ve all seen Dukes of Hazzard) And you know how to kick those legs, correct? Well, a good ‘ol fashioned kick to the face could have gotten rid of the coyote in no time. Well you didn’t and now your dog is eaten.

To be quite honest, we believe there was a story leading up to this “kidnapping”. Here is a breakdown of what us here at TCM believe truly happened:

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Stupid Stuff
Sep102009

Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Shit

Like dog shit? Like hot chicks? Well, this website is the place for you.

This site showcases some good lookin’ females caught in the act of picking up or carrying their dog’s shit….that’s pretty much it.

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My question is, who is the creepasaurus that is taking photos of these hot chicks picking up the dog poop?

Incase you were wondering, yes there is a slideshow of Gisele Bundchen prancing around in a bikini with a bag of dog dookie.

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Video
May152009

Video of the Day!

Mr. Dog gets a good mount on grandma. Go dog go!

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Video
May52009

Yo Quero Video of the Day

Since it being Cinco de Mayo we figured it would be appropriate to make the VotD related to this spicy holiday.

TCM presents, The Dancing Chihuahua:


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Video
Mar12009

Hilarious Video

The new and improved version of a classic hilarious video.

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