If you have never had a Quiznos sub before, then I feel bad for you. They are sandwiches that are ever delicious and smell excellent coming out of their infamous toasting oven conveyor belt. Kind of like a Leprechaun cooking bacon. Yes…exactly that. So, if you haven’t had one I suggest getting one or Captain Polish will attack your right nut ball with a series of rabbit attacks. I seen him do it. It was artistic like, almost.
Well, you have gotten this far in this article so I assume you are curious as to how Quiznos advertisements have changed throughout the years. Well, lets begin.
2002 – Like that guy who wore pants, instead of bushes
This was the first airing of a Quiznos commercial. It aired during the Super Bowl of 2002 letting the world know that they toast their subs. You wonder what made them think to use this type of commercial to introduce themselves to the world. Sure it has some humor to it but I probably would have done it differently. I probably would have had it titled, “Quiznos, like the first guy in the porn industry to shoot his load on a woman’s face“.
Rating: B / Could have been done better for their first commercial
