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Memos Tagged Douchebags


Issues
Jun182009

Some Men’s Inability To Keep Their Shirts On

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Have you ever noticed some men look for any excuse to take their shirt off? You know what I’m talking about. Sometimes this can be a defining attribute of the ill famed douche bag. It always seems to me, it’s a mildy hot day and all of a sudden guys are walking down the streets shirtless, driving cars shirtless, letting dogs lick ice cream from their nipples shirtless. What gives?

I feel some guys throw a football or frisbee one time on a cool spring day and after that their shirt has to come off. It’s like some strange unwritten code shared by certain guys. I’m sorry if sweat touches your shirt, God forbid! What do these guys do when they are at the gym? Furthermore, why haven’t women picked up on this trend? I have never seen a girl practicing a sport and get too hot and take her shirt off. A bra is kinda like a tank top…what’s the deal?


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Video
Jun172009

Her face is stuck

Today we come across a girl who has the potential to be cute, but she keeps making the same douchey kiss face in each photo. The same goddamn face. This ultimately brings her cuteness down to almost wanting to punch her in the face. Wait. We have something here…I believe…yes…this girl is the first official douche-bitch. That’s right ladies and gentlemen, we have come across a new species of douche. The douche-bitch. She can be seen in clubs looking anorexic, fake, coked up, orange, semi-hot and pretending to act tough when really if you were to breathe on her she would probably break in half and cry. This girl surrounds herself with the male version of her. If they were to make babies, the baby will become what we like to call here at TCM, a super douche. These super douches can only be killed by lighting their hair on fire and then ferociously stabbing them in the face with a gold plated dagger. Well, pretty much you can do that to any douche and they will most likely die. So, anyways….

Here is the video of that douche-bitch with the same face in about 100 photos all to the tune of the Indiana Jones theme song. Enjoy.

Hmm…never thought to think that maybe her face is just permanently stuck in that position. O well, I bet you she takes it even if she is semi-retarded looking.


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Characters
May262009

Public Enemy: Douchebag

dbag Public Enemy: Douchebag

Have you ever fantasized of a support group where you can go and complain to other like minded souls about the influx of supreme douche bags with beautiful women? The kind you see at the mall that make you want to set fire to you and everyone you love. Frosted spiked tips with skin so unhealthily neon it could deactivate the world’s plutonium supply. Or the guy in the wife beater, with the chin strap and the upside down and backwards visor walking with a girl who should at least be dating a rich douche bag (see: Kid Rock). This my friends is the site for you: http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com

These are “fan” submitted pictures posted and ripped apart by countless site frequenters. Behold, the truly glory of the internet.


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Video
May52009

Douchebag Beach, NJ

I’m going to make a call to the Air Force and request a napalm strike on Guido Beach. Let’s kill them all while we have the chance!

The girl Jen at the end is an epic skunt slore.



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Video
May12009

Lego’s Gone Wild!

These girls will get naked faster than you can say Pirate Play Set!



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Characters
Apr32009

Social Characters – The Douchebag

I’m sure everyone has been to a social club, aka the bar once in their lifetime. If not, then please move away from this post, you will not understand what we are talking about. For those who have been, we have all fraternized with people at these “social clubs”. Well here at TCM, we would like to introduce a new series to our site called Social Characters. Here we will discuss the types of people who attend these bars and what they possibly could be in the real world.

Today we will be talking about the douchebag. I figured this would be a good inaugural post since everyone hates these people. And yes you hate yourselves too you douchers.

First we will look at the definition of a “douchebag”:

A person with a shitty personality that needs to “take themself the fuck down” or “go home and get their fucking shine box.” A douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.

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