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Jun262009

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: The Board Game

How many of you have seen Fear and Loathing and thought, “Wow, I want to experience that.” Well, now you can! This might just possibly be the coolest board game to ever hit the streets. Have a look at this:

fullsuitcase Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: The Board Game

This game has all the essential you need to survive. It has phenethylamines, tryptamines, stimulants, inhalants, unclassified hallucinogens, depressants, a shot glass, empty gel caps, lighters and sugar cubes for absinthe. Unfortunately though, the dosage scale and glass pipe could not be included due to legal reasons, those you supply on your own. The game is meant to be played over a whole weekend. It isn’t actually real drugs they give you, but if you are that hardcore, then by all means substitute the fake ones with real ones. You will travel around with the suitcase which locks down so no scroungers can get a hold of it. So yea, pretty much if you don’t die before the game ends, you win.

Once you get locked in a serious drug collection the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

What? No. We can’t stop here. This is bat country.



Jun12009

“You Can’t Win” by Jack Black

Don’t worry; it’s not that Jack Black. Oh, and to answer your other question, it’s only a myth that Pirates can’t read. It just takes us longer than most people. Have you ever wanted to know how to rob a jewelry store, get arrested, break out of jail and become richer than Donald Trump’s personal ass wiper all in the same day? How about sneaking into a man’s house and stealing the wad of cash under the pillow he’s sleeping on? Read this book. “You Can’t Win” by Jack Black

youcantwin “You Can’t Win” by Jack Black

This an autobiography following Jack Black, a true Clint Eastwood type at the turn of the last century drifting from town to town, plundering and disappearing like a true land pirate. A man who was young enough to worship Billy the Kidd while he was still an outlaw. We see Jack move from hobo jungles to whore houses to opium dens and prisons all over America with other “colorful” hoodlums like Salt Chunk Mary, Foot and a Half George and the Sanctimonious Kid. This is a book detailing crime when it was still an art and smart criminals always had the upper hand.

Buy this book. “You Can’t Win” by Jack Black


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