Remember the video we showed you of fat kids falling? How about Kelsey Grammer’s polite and well mannered fall? Well this one trump’s them both. Watch “Grape Lady” a local news caster fall off a 3 foot platform and make the most unnatural sounds you’ve ever heard. She sounds like an otter whose simultaneously being clubbed over the head and ass raped. That’s what the bitch gets for trying to cheat.

Thanks again to Colleen, the queen of falling videos.