This begs the question, can different species in different generations shop at the same store? Quagmire from Family Guy and Dale from Chip N Dale’s Rescue Rangers are proof that some clothing trends never go out of style.
Thanks to O’Brien for spotting this incredible anomaly.
This may be a day late, but I got a good feeling about September. Upon changing my Family Guy calendar, I was surprised and excited to see that this is indeed Evil Monkey month:
Who is the Evil Monkey might you ask? This clip should give you everything you need to figure it out:
Today is a joyous day. Why? Because on May 11th in the year 2181 B.C., the chair was invented. That’s right, the chair.
Why is this awesome? Well, why isn’t it. Chairs serve a big purpose in society. You can find them at work, in the park, at the movies, and in cars. Could you imagine standing through a movie or standing when the dentist has to take a tooth out? Of course not. That’s why it’s important to thank those crafty Egyptian bastards for the advent of the chair.
And in case you’re like Captain Kirk and forgot how to use one, here’s a quick instructional video for you compliments of Peter Griffin:
The following guide can be applied to a 4 stall or fewer bathroom. NOTE: When the bathroom exceeds 5 stalls, the rules no longer apply as you have entered a urinary sanctuary known as a “mass traffic” facility. Yankee Stadium, Penn Station, or the Racetrack are a few examples of such places.
Stall 4: Most used. Avoid at all costs. You will be most likely to realize there is no TP when it is to late. Also most likely to become the “Challengee”.
Stall 3: A safe option if stall one is used. This is also the best option to begin a “Challenge”.
Stall 2: The second most used stall. As most will head to stall 4, farthest from the door, there is a tendency to give a one stall safety. This will also be the first used if there is already a gopher coming out looking for its shadow or if there was a McDonalds stop 30 minutes prior.
Stall 1: This is always the least used and safest as most will avoid the area. In a recent poll, 68% of men were nervous their farts would not be deemed manly enough for a public bathroom. And 93% of women were nervous of even squeeking one out. The closer you are to the action, the more likely to be judged
Challenge: The following is typically played between two stalls but is not limited to the challenger and the challengee. Spectators are always allowed to participate.
1) Challenger: First to let out one enormous fart.
2) Challengee: Second to let out an enormous fart – initiating acceptance of the Challenge.
3) Challenge continues until silence ensues. There is typically a sigh from the losing stall.
4) If the challenger and challengee see each other at the sink (Rule, always wash hands), it is customary to comment on the skills of the winner.
