So there are a lot of pills, programs, and books out there to help someone lose weight. But Captain Kirk has stumbled upon the best. Want to lose weight but still want to eat the doughnuts for breakfast, mayo filled taco sandwiches for lunch, and McDonald’s Big Macs for dinner? And that tub of ice cream before getting some sleep. Worry no more as there are now only two steps to becoming skinny!
- Throw away large tank top.
- Buy skinny tight shirt that you don’t think would ever fit and stand sideways. Cameras only add pounds when pictures are taken head on – as proven by the above picture.
On a side note, why don’t people ever comb their hair in the first picture? And they always go to hair salons in the second? The second girl, whom is not the same as the first, also has on a necklace, makeup, and a push up bra. The first looks like she just woke up and cooked 5 platters of bacon over a hot stove.
