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Dec312010

TCM’s Best of 2010

Well, in roughly 8 hours, 2010 will be dead. Forgotten and dead. What a better way than to showcase some of our best crap from the year they called two thousand ten.

Issues

Captain Polish touches on a hilarious issue in this country. The War on Fat Kids

TCM finally brings an end to the epic debate: Boobs vs. Butts.

Once again the mysterious powers of science unfortunately proved that the Dinosaurs were murdered.

Entertainment

Check out when we try and use the mysterious powers of science to figure our as to why Ke$ha looks like a stupid whore.

Conan O’Brien was out of a job, so we compiled a bunch of his best field work.

There are some quality bands that you listened to in the past, well remember one of them here!

If you could live in one “fake” house, I guarantee 99% of you would say The Ghostbuster’s Firehouse.

And you thought betting on who’s poop will be bigger was fun, check out these rules for betting on the TV show GUTS from Nickelodeon fame.

Kim Kardashian’s ass.

Captain Flintheart is friends with someone named Leroy. Here is one of his phone calls.

The muppets are funny. These people are funny looking.

Random Ramblings and Advice You Will Probably Never Listen Too

What the hell is up with Punxsutawney Phil and his gang of furry friends?

We lost a Captain this year, which is why he was our Captain of the Month for February.

Here are some guidelines as to how to properly name your bong.

Captain Polish offers his fatherly advice to graduating seniors. I’m pretty sure flushing your system before taking a drug test is one of those pieces of advice.

You know the finishers that wrestlers use in the ring? Well what if we used them in everyday life?

Komodo dragons were specifically designed to kill shit.

Lists

I officially gained a lot of enemies doing a Top 10 on movies and their sequels.

Captain Warbucks counts down the Top 5 pitchers from the Little League Baseball Championship Series for the NES. Better late then never.

I love being naked. So, I made a list this past summer of the Top 10 things to do naked.

Top story of the year was undoubtedly the vuvuzela. Here is 5 things to do with that goddamn vuvuzela.

Energy drinks are great, when drank at the appropriate time. Right before a colonoscopy is not one of those times.

Sharks will eat you up, no jokes. We scoured the globe to find 5 monsters that could eat a shark. We came up with some interesting results.

The world is going to end. It will most likely not be one of these ways.



May212010

The Haunting at the NYC Public Library

Check out this clip – an improv troup reenacts the opening scene to Ghostbusters:

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Listen carefully for the noises the ghosts make. I wish I thought of this years ago. Quite possibly one of the funniest clips I’ve seen in a long time.

Thanks to Captain Kirk for sharing. Word has it he’s still recovering from a bad case of beastman AIDs.

More of Improv Everywhere



Apr302010

“This is Alabama; we speak English”

So a new candidate for the Governor of Alabama has decided to throw it all out there. He is pretty much saying that if you don’t speak English, then get the fuck out of Alabama. He puts it a little more politely though. Watch for yourselves.

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Is it me or does this guy look like Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters II?



Mar52010

Lynyrd Skynyrd ain’t the only one with a sweet home.

Some of the coolest homes you have ever seen are in your favorite TV shows or movies. Unless your favorite shows and movies involve homeless people…then my friend you shit out of luck. Fortunately for TV and film, the only thing holding back what house a character lives in, is the imagination. Some imaginations do great things. Here are several places, in no particular order, which I would like to inhabit. Mind you there are tons of TV and movie places I would like to live…these are just a few for all you critics out there.

The Clampett Estate – Beverly Hills, CA

beverlyhillbillies Lynyrd Skynyrd aint the only one with a sweet home.

As Seen In: Beverly Hillbillies
Estimated Purchase Cost: $8,173,500
Why I would live in it: This is an awesome mansion even if it was considered modern back in the 60s. Jed Clampett shot into the ground and struck oil. So what did that redneck do? Bought this ballin’ ass estate. I would live here because of the awesome landscape that comes along with the house and when I mean awesome landscape I’m really talking about Elly May Clampett and her fine ass self (1960s Elly May of course). It also doesn’t hurt to have a shotgun totin’ granny on premise as your head of security.

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Feb262010

Top 10 Movie’s And Their Sequels.

Top 10 movie’s and their sequels is something I have been cooking up for sometime now. It is a carefully constructed list with nothing left out…except Godfather & Godfather II. I left those out on purpose because A) it is my list, B) I have never seen any Godfathers and C) I do not want to see any Godfathers. If any of you turds comment below about how that is blasphemy, I will hunt you down and bite your dick off.

Ok, well here is my list, enjoy it, don’t enjoy it…that is entirely up to you pooheads.

#10 – Bourne Identity & Bourne Supremacy

10 Top 10 Movies And Their Sequels.

Matt Damon can be considered a respectable actor in my book only because he was in my favorite movie of all time, EuroTrip. Granted he was only in it for like 5 minutes and sang a sweet song about some kid named Scott not knowing that he was fucking his girlfriend, he most definitely stole the show. But we aren’t here to talk about EuroTrip or Matt Damon’s penis, we are here to discuss the super badass Bourne Identity and Supremacy. I’d like to first say that the actress they chose to be Jason Bourne’s “girlfriend” was highly questionable. They could have most certainly chosen a much hotter chick. In the Bourne Supremacy, the writers must have realized this and quickly killed her off, which a reason why this movie is on this list. O yea, and because no one in the world can kick Jason Bourne’s ass. Except maybe Mr. T.

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Jan282010

Cinemassacre’s Top 10 Baddest Bad Guys

A top ten not done by the captains? Crazy, I know. But Cinemassacre has already brought us The Top 20 Urkel Moments and now they’ve given us The Top Ten Baddest Bad Guys. I gotta couple of gripes (where the fuck is Darth Vader?) but for the most part, I agree. The number once choice makes it reason alone for us to show you this video.



Nov52009

Video of the Day

O, how I love thee movies and TV.

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Nov52009

Costume Contest Winner

Ok, folks…after a lot of submissions, some crying, laughing and a slight case of diarrhea we have got a winner for the 2009 TCM Costume Contest.

I think it’s safe to say this was probably the best costume out there this year. When asked, “What made you chose this costume?”

The contestant answered, “I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft”

staypuft Costume Contest Winner

Here are some runner up’s which we thought were pretty good as well….but not Stay Puft.

Gumby (If there was a Pokey, Prickle, Goo or walking through walls, he could have won if he wanted too. O snap!)
gumby Costume Contest Winner

A “Vase”
bong Costume Contest Winner

Squirrel Master & Fuzzy Nuts (From Half Baked, for all of you narcs)
squirrelmaster Costume Contest Winner

That’s it for our first annual Costume Contest. Stay tuned, more contest’s to come folks!


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