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Jul292009

G.I. Joe Parodies

You remember the G.I. Joe cartoons? At the end, they’d always have some sort of PSA giving kids some advice how to handle certain situations that a child of the eighties might encounter. Fast-forward about 10 years or so. While in college I stumbled across a whole crap load of these PSAs. The only catch is that they were all parodies of the originals and funnier than hell.

Word has it that there’s a new G.I. Joe movie coming to theaters in on August 7th. In order to prepare for the movie, the Captain’s will be treating everyone to their favorite G.I. Joe Parodies until opening day.

This parody should need no introduction:

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“Hey Kid. Ima Computa,” is one of the greatest lines ever uttered…

Click here to see more of these delightful PSA’s.



Jul212009

Kids Are Kids Again! Part 1

Hasbro and Marvel were almost ruled out as viable companies. The next generation of kids were choosing Wii’s and iPod’s over action figures and legos. But with Hollywood breaching a whole new level through such movies as Spider Man and Transformers, these companies have risen from the dead and are basking in their recent success. With the upcoming release of what deems to be an amazing movie, GI Joe action figures are storming off the shelves at high speed, beaten at toy stores by only Transformers. Finally, kids can begin thinking for themselves and creating stories out of scratch, rather than a predetermined Wii story line.

What should the next Hollywood blockbuster be based on? TCM weighs in on a few story lines that should be resurrected from our child hood past.

1) NERF Battle Wars (picture of a young Captain Flintheart)

nerf bazooka Kids Are Kids Again! Part 1

2) A TMNT movie based only on the van that shoots pizzas. This can be a tandem initiative as the next Transformers movie as well.

3) Lincoln Log Land (Can be a children’s movie or adult porno  – created by Dreamworks either way)

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