This weekend, many high schoolers will be drunk for the first time, many cherries will be popped, and many parents will be thrilled to death that their kids are going away to school or somewhere else to live. You know, they teach you a lot in school, but never the things you need to learn. Thank god for the Captains.
Spicoli was a legend
Here’s some advice for our underaged friends who are ending their high school careers this week:
Learn to drink
That’s right. You’re underaged and can’t drink legally, but you will be doing it regardless because its cool. Do yourself a favor – learn your limits. The best way to do this is grab your friends and get drunk! Go to someone’s house, a random field, the beach, wherever, and get drunk! Trust us, if you learn to drink in front of people that don’t care if you get wasted and puke all over the place, you’re going to make a better impression on the new people you meet within the next few months or with the opposite sex. Which brings me to my next topic…
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