Memos Tagged Guns
“Dick drive this car, not pussy.”
That’s right bitches, it’s a ManCation. No women allowed. But what is it you might ask? Well in Parker, Arizona right on the Colorado River, there is a place that knows how to have a proper badass time. ManCation Nation, it goes by. It is a resort of sorts for men only where you can go water skiing on the Colorado River, eat like kings and run around the Arizona desert shooting crazy ass weapons. Sounds like a good ol’ man time to this Captain.
Here is the video selling this trip:
How could you NOT want to go here? Did you see the guy on the wake board holding an assault rifle!? That’s like James Bond shit right there…until he lands a jump and the force of the landing makes him shoot himself in the foot. My question is why does the guy have his finger on the trigger in the first place? Don’t worry, I’ll answer that: Because he was going to go shoot some bad guys, stupid.
Meeting of the Minds 2010 will take place at ManCation Nation. Book now for discount rates.
I came across this privileged information from FloatingSheep.com – a rival, but a worthy one at that. The map below shows the distribution of pizza spots, gun stores, and strip joints throughout the U.S.
From this map, we can tell a few things about the country:
- Hawaii loves its Guns;
- Las Vegas is the Capital of Strip Joints;
- There isn’t a lot really going on in the Rockies; and
- Ohio loves Pizza.
What this means, I don’t know. Maybe they’ll do a map soon on drinking. Oops, they already did.
The magazine is called Four G’s. And it covers just that.
Pretty much the 4 essentials to living a pretty kick ass life.
It only produces 2 issues a year, but they come in super high quality, high gloss condition. I most certainly wouldn’t ask for less. I bet some of you lower forms of life are probably asking, “who would pay for this magazine?” I would son. It’s not just a magazine, its a manual on how the rules of life should be followed. Lets take the 3rd G for example, guns. Each issue covers several types of weaponry that will decimate your lifelong enemies. Not only does it give the specifics of the piece, but it gives you a new & used market price. You know that AR-15 you were looking for in near mint condition but just couldn’t find it? Well consider this mag your calling. Did I mention it has graffiti, girls and ganja covered as well? I think I’ve said enough.