If you’ve read any bit of our ranting and ravings on this site, you know how much we love catching farts and throwing them in other people’s faces, a.k.a Haduken’s.
Here’s the latest in a short, but rather funny series we’ve titled Real Life Hadukens:
The full extension of this Haduken is pretty glorious.
Thanks to Dirty Captain Ela for providing this.
There is a debate going around to decide what is the Most Awesomest Thing Ever is. Stuff like cheeseburgers, Velociraptors, Hadukens, the Pyramids, the Underground Railroad and Booger from Revenge of the Nerds have been tossed around. There truly can only be one winner.
This website has this epic debate going on in the form of mini battles. Two items pop up and you choose one as the better of the 2. Some random shit can come up and tough decisions have to be made. Like you have to chose Lucky Charms vs. David Blane. Easy, Lucky Charms. But them comes along a battle of epic proportions like, The Umbrella Song by Rihanna vs. Bridges of Madison County. This is difficult simply because they both suck very very much but you have to chose which one is better. I personally would chose the Umbrella Song in sympathy for Rihanna getting beat up by the he-man woman hater Chris Brown.
Anyways, go on over and start voting for the Most Awesomest Thing. Ever.
We’ve been around for about a year now and have generated some damn good articles that many of our new readers might not know about. With that said, we’re kicking off this new series of posts called “the Vault” which will allow us to take a stroll down memory lane when times were simpler, Captain Kirk was a contributing member, and Captain Yar had a horrible case of herpes.
Read on and learn something new about yourself:
Remember the guy who tried to pay his utility bill with a series of spider drawings? Well we sure do! More people checked out this early post than any other. After all the positive feedback we got on this post, we realized we were onto something.
Captain Yar contributed this gem from a night of drinking and headbutts. Be careful, your friggin’ head may explode.
If you read any of my work on the site, you know I love farts. They are just downright hilarious. The only thing funnier than a fart is a successful haduken. Thanks to us, you now know how to give one.
We hope you enjoy this new addition to TCM!
Note to readers: Never challange Captain Polish to a game of Street Fighter II. He will own your sorry ass.
A short detour from The Captain’s Rules of the Road (good pun right…right?), here’s an excellent pic of a real life haduken from Ela in Colorado:
From what I understand, there was some significant fighting and this haduken finished his foe off for good. Or at least that’s what I think.
Feel free to send in your real life haduken’s for prompt posting.
“No Shadow Puppets, Real Thing Only”
“Pedophiles Welcome”
“I dare you to get out of your car and touch this sign”
“Gay Church Ahead!”
“Lesbian Bar: Expect Blue Balls”
“No Bald People Allowed in Water”
“No Haduken’s Out Of Sunroof”
If you fart, take this survey. fartsurvey.com. Not really sure what they are trying to accomplish, but a good, accurate, thorough survey at that.
Side Note: On page 6, there is this question:
Have you ever farted in your hand and then put your hand over someone else’s face (called a buttercup)?
I would like to rephrase this question, because the fart survey has it wrong. It should say.
Have you ever farted in your hand and then put your hand over someone else’s face (called a haduken)?
Have you ever tried to fart on someone before? Did it work? Were you upset with the outcome? Well my friends, next time try a haduken.
What is a haduken you might ask? Well, if you’re well versed in Street Fighter, you’d know the haduken is one of Ryu and Ken’s special moves where they throw a massive fire ball at you:
A haduken actually has a hidden meaning in the land of farts. A haduken is a secret weapon you can use to up-end enemies, embarass your girlfriends, or surprise your buddies.
To give a haduken, follow these easy steps:
Giving out hadukens is a lot of fun and will make you the life of the party. We suggest these common situations for hadukens: the office party, a crowded bar, an elevator, anywhere in the mall, and anywhere else you feel the need to one-up someone.
So go out and spread the word on hadukens. After all, how funny is farting?
