Dear People of the Internets,

Don’t panic America, we have not abandoned you.

Come holiday time, us fella’s at TCM tend to go a little crazy with the booze, puppies, strippers and so forth that we received for presents. Yes, we received booze, puppies and strippers as presents. Our families are so thoughtful.

Well anyways, after our New Years celebration which will include but not limited to gorilla suits, tuxedo t-shirts, a couple of dinosaur eggs and Vegas show girls, we will get back to the grind to keep your unstable mind even more unstable.

Happy Holidays and have a dangerous New Years.

Love,
TCM