I recently went to a wedding about 4 hours away from where I currently reside. It was a great wedding with plenty of booze consumed and some sweet ass dance moves.  Everyone in the wedding party got AIDS (of the beastman variety), it was a blast.

I knew the hotel we stayed at was going to be trouble when they told me they had no record of my reservation…one that I had made about 6 months ahead of time to play it safe. It eventually was rectified. The morning after we made a hasty (and hung over) retreat, it wasn’t till the next day that I realized I had left my clothes I had worn at the rehearsal dinner at the hotel. Extremely frustrated, I called them to see what could be done about this. The first thing they told me was once they discovered clothes were left behind, they asked other wedding patrons of the hotel if they knew/if they could bring my clothes back to me. At that point, most of the people I had known (as it wasn’t a family member who got married) had already left. They then told me I could pick up the clothes at any time at the hotel. This of course was not a feasible option and eventually the clothes were mailed to me.

My question is, if I gave you my fucking phone number when I checked in, why didn’t you call me? If you called me quick enough I could have turned around and got the damn clothes! What If I hadn’t noticed? They would have been walking around in one of my suits. Why is it not a policy for hotels to contact the person if they leave something? That’s fucking bullshit.