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Memos Tagged Houses


May262010

In the market for a house?

amityold In the market for a house?

Well, why don’t you buy the Amityville Horror House? Yes folks, the infamous house that Ronald DeFeo Jr. murdered six family members in 1974 is up for sale for a cool $1.15 million. You will be glad to know that the house does not come with bleeding walls, swarms of flies or a demon pig named Jodie. It does however come with a boat house, 3 and a half baths and sits right on the water. Not bad for once a house that was apparently haunted as shit and was originally bought for $80,000.

Here is what the current house looks like:

amitynew In the market for a house?

Pretty nice house considering 35 years ago some pretty sketchy shit went on.

Come on buy it, you know you want to. If you mention TCM to the Realtor, maybe…just maybe, he’ll throw in those bleeding walls.

Good lookin’ Hot Dog.



Mar52010

Lynyrd Skynyrd ain’t the only one with a sweet home.

Some of the coolest homes you have ever seen are in your favorite TV shows or movies. Unless your favorite shows and movies involve homeless people…then my friend you shit out of luck. Fortunately for TV and film, the only thing holding back what house a character lives in, is the imagination. Some imaginations do great things. Here are several places, in no particular order, which I would like to inhabit. Mind you there are tons of TV and movie places I would like to live…these are just a few for all you critics out there.

The Clampett Estate – Beverly Hills, CA

beverlyhillbillies Lynyrd Skynyrd aint the only one with a sweet home.

As Seen In: Beverly Hillbillies
Estimated Purchase Cost: $8,173,500
Why I would live in it: This is an awesome mansion even if it was considered modern back in the 60s. Jed Clampett shot into the ground and struck oil. So what did that redneck do? Bought this ballin’ ass estate. I would live here because of the awesome landscape that comes along with the house and when I mean awesome landscape I’m really talking about Elly May Clampett and her fine ass self (1960s Elly May of course). It also doesn’t hurt to have a shotgun totin’ granny on premise as your head of security.

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