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Memos Tagged hulk hogan


Random, Wrestling
Aug22011

The Hulkster Has Fallen On Some Hard Times

 After his family fell apart due to his reality show, Hogan Knows Best, Hulk Hogan had a stint as an announcer on the short lived revival of (the TCM Favorite) American Gladiators. Many of us wondered, what the hell happened to the Hulkster? Besides dating a woman who looks remarkably like his daughter (who he also may or may not be having sex with) Hogan showed up at an upstate New York race track looking remarkably well kept, svelte, and all around sexy as hell. It looks like he traded in his title belt for a slab of of a cow’s leg that he had to poke his own holes into to fit around his stomach.

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Beer gut? Check. Skullet? Check. Vintage 80′s Hulkamaniac head band? Check. Iron on transfer of a picture of this impersonator meeting the real Hogan on his leg? Fucking check and mate.


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Stupid Stuff, Wrestling
May242010

Wrestling Names

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Wrestlers are notorious for giving themselves incredible names. Need proof? Consider Hulk Hogan, Macho Man Randy Savage, Brutus the Barber Beefcake, the Honkey Tonk Man, and the Ultimate Warrior. If I met someone at work that had a similar sounding name, I’d probably shit myself. But thanks to this web site, I now can (meet people with wrestler names, not shit myself)!

According to the site, Captain Polish’s wrestling name is Gentlemen Gravy. Who knew I had a thing for gravy? Amazing.

Fire up your names and see what you come up with. I spent nearly fifteen minutes inputting friends and family the other day. Ladies, there is a female toggle for you so you can get some diva names.

God I love wrestling.


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Stupid Stuff
Nov182009

Sticker Immortalization

Ok, so everybody reading this see’s these at least 5 times a day when on the road. Those RIP stickers on the rear windshields that people think is an awesome idea at the time because they are grieving, but a few hours later realize that it really isn’t the best idea. Why isn’t it a good idea you ask? Think about it, do you really want to be immortalized on the rear window of a 1992 Honda Accord? Didn’t think so.


ripmichael Sticker Immortalization

Sure I feel for you all who lose a dear friend or family member, but come on fucktards, you can’t think of something better to immortalize their memory by? Here are a few ideas:

  1. A tattoo
  2. A mini monument in your backyard or local park
  3. Take their ashes and roll them up into a joint and smoke them, or bake them in a cake. If any of you saw How High, then you know.
  4. If you search hard enough you can find a taxidermist who will stuff your loved one into the position of Hulk Hogan listening to his Hulkamaniacs.

O yea if you all didn’t know already, the stick on the back of those stickers will eventually wear off. So may you R.I.P. Mya Assintay.

In case you missed it, see my rant on those pedder bait family stickers.

Only in America bitches.


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Captain of the Month
Oct232009

Captain of the Month – October 2009

Remember those days when wrestling was wrestling? When you feared the Ultimate Warrior more than shaving your nutsack? Well I do and I must admit a little part of me was lost a week ago when wrestling legend, and fellow Captain, Captain Lou Albano died at the age of 76.

Yep. This is going to be a tribute to Captain Lou. Hold onto your butts.

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Captain Lou Albano is best known for being a manager in the World Wrestling Federation when all the characters were pretty bad ass. I guarantee you Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan, Rowdy Roddy Piper, and Tatonka could whip John Sena’s ass any day of the week. But that is neither here or there.

Captain Lou managed and guided fifteen teams to the WWF World Tag Team Championships, including The Valiant Brothers, The Wild Samoans, The Blackjacks, The Moondogs and The Executioners. If I met any of these supposed tag team groups in a bar or alley, I’d fear for my life and I’m sure I that has a lot to do with Captain Lou’s management skills and his penchant for Hawaiian shirts. You really can’t fuck with someone that dresses in floral the majority of the time. In addition to being a manager, he was also a bad ass wrestler himself. He was bad ass enough to win the tag team wrestling championship as The Sicilians which actually put the mafia on guard.

In the 80′s, Captain Lou struck is big by playing Cyndi Lauper’s Dad in the MTV music video “Girls Just Want to Have Fun.”

Capt Lou Captain of the Month October 2009

Little known fact, but he’s also in her “Goonies ‘R’ Good Enough” and motivated Chunk to do the truffle shuffle gaining entrance into Mikey’s pimp ass house with the Spanish maid that for some reason couldn’t just open the door for him. Her name was Rosalita.

After his wrestling career slipped away once managers began losing their role in Vince McMahon’s WWF, he looked to the silver screen and did some acting continuing to rock his trademark Hawaiian shirt. During this time, he was enshrined into the Wrestling Hall of Fame. He continued on quietly from there on until his recent passing.

It was his Hawaiian shirt and the rubber band barrette for his massive goatee that will make many of his old fans remember him, but for the Captain’s it’s that and much more. Captain Lou had an influence on 80′s pop culture that will never be forgotten through the wrestlers he managed or even for his part in the Goonies which may be Steven Spielberg’s best work, ever.

So Captain Lou Albano rest in peace and thank you for the memories.


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Somewhat Historial Significance, Video
Apr62009

Great Moments In World History

Some times you just got to highlight a “Great Moment in World History” just because it is the right thing to do. Today’s entry needs no thorough explanation of it’s meaning – at Wrestlemania III, Hulk Hogan slammed Andre the Giant. Don’t remember? Role the clip:

No one ever slammed Andre the Giant. He was unbeatable. The Hulkster was able to do it while pulling just about every muscle in his back in the process. Unbelieveable.


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