I don’t think it is a surprise that Snooki has the most quotes on this list.
#10 – Snooki
“I got kicked out of Chili’s last time I was here. I had too many of these, and I got up on the bar and knocked over all the bottles of Chili’s liquor. They kicked me out for two days, until they realized who I was and brought me back. It was Sunday Funday. Where you say, ‘It’s Sunday, I’m going to get drunk.’ Is today Sunday?”
What jack ass with a bow tie invented this shit? I hate abbreviations anyway despite the fact that some are very useful. Their is a large portion of them that are grossly uncessary. For instance, BBQ has the exact same amount of syllables as the word ‘barbeque’ thus saving you no time by abbreviating the word and therefore defeating the purpose. Now their are abbreviations specific to the office and emails…especially blackberrys. Two of the worst offenders are “tx” or “thx’ which is suppose to mean “thanks” and also “pls” for “please”. Seriously? It saves you fucking micro seconds to type the rest of the letters out. I’d feel like such a gay lord typing that in an e-mail.
Does anyone else have any other examples of this stupid office trend?
Most of you already know how the Captains feel about Facebook. If you want to post a bunch of almost naked photos of yourself far be it for us to try and stop you. However, don’t get pissed when people think your a slore or the fact that you have creepy people ogling your photos. Another thing, it’s not cool to post pictures of you drinking, nor is it attractive to the opposite sex. Once you get out of college (hopefully) you will realize that.
Please do not post 246 pictures from a single night you and your 2 friends making a bunch of stupid faces over and over again. Why do teenage girls sit in their house taking pictures of themselves making a pouty face a trillion times then take 30 more in the car doing the same thing? It’s fucking stupid. Is this what passes for fun these days for kids? It’s fucking retarded.
And another thing ladies. Guys know that when you put your hand on your hip in a picture it’s so you can appear thinner. Give it up.
That is all.
I got in on the ground floor when the TV show, The Office was new. At the time, its lack of a laugh track and mockumentary style of filming was considered “fresh” (see also: the incredible tv series: Arrested Development). After the show got its feet wet with it’s insanely short first season, it hit its stride with the second. I think most fans will unanimously tell you either the second or third season was when when the show had peaked. The fourth, while still excellent had begun to slip a notch (thank you very much writer’s strike). The fifth and sixth season began a downward spiral that’s still being felt today. Zanier plots, new characters and idiotic love triangles.
Oh, but it gets worse.
Steve Carrell has just announced that he is leaving the show after the upcoming seventh season, but apparently the series will continue. We all know that replacing the main character is always a good if not better move. Remember how awesome it was when Charlie Sheen replaced Michael J. Fox on Spin City or how about after Phil Hartman died and he was replaced on News Radio by John Lovitz? It doesn’t fucking work. Why can’t other TV series take a page from Seinfeld and go out before things begin to tank? (Simpsons, I’m looking in your direction. Your already 10 years too far).
I realize I have the option to not watch the Office, which I most certainly will exercise. I just hate to see a show I once loved take a shit all over me and not leave anything for me to clean up with. Arrested Development might be my favorite show of all time, but the best thing that ever happened to it was getting canceled during it’s third season.
Has anyone seen this bit of delight that’s making the rounds on ESPN? This fucking asshole on his phone gets smacked right in the face with a baseball. I love when people suck at life and cry like pussies, especially at baseball games.
On a side note, it took me way too long to find this video. Fuck you MLB and your copyrights.
#10 – Joel Zumaya
Zumaya burst onto the scene in 2006, notably coming out of the Tigers bullpen to Hendrix’s ”Voodoo Child”. Many were enthralled with Zumaya because he could hit triple digits with his fastball, but Zumaya was infamously sidelined during the 2006 ALCS with a sore wrist. Tigers GM Dave Dombrowski confirmed the injury came from playing Guitar Hero II
If you like Miley Cryus’ music you can go fuck yourself. Billboard.com published this article yesterday all about Perez Hilton posting a picture of Miley Cyrus getting out of a car presumably without underwear on. I have no idea why Billboard would deem this “music news”, but I enjoyed it because it not only proves Miley’s retardation everytime she speaks, it also makes Perez Hilton seem like some kind of crazed deviant who might get arrested over this because it’s technically Child Pronography (she’s 17). Either way, this article makes both of them look bad and is why I’m posting it.
Please note the choice phrases that I italicized to stress Miley’s retardness. The last sentence of this article makes zero sense to me.
“Miley Cyrus is firing back at blogger Perez Hilton for posting a photo of the 17-year-old Disney star that could potentially be considered child pornography.
“That’s like, some idiot being an idiot — that’s not me, you know what I’m saying?” Cyrus told radio host Ryan Seacrest on Tuesday (June 15), during an interview to promote her soon-to-be released album, “Can’t Be Tamed.”
“Isn’t it funny how things that are so negative have to come out right before my record?” Cyrus added. “It’s like, no one can just let a positive thing happen. All I can do is focus on the positive and that I hope this record does well.”
On Sunday, Hilton used his Twitter account to post a photo of Cyrus exiting a car and implied that she was not wearing underwear. Media reports have since speculated that if this was the case, Hilton could be charged with distribution of child pornography.
Hilton has since downplayed the controversy in a video post on his website, saying, “Do you think Miley is that stupid to be out in public without panties? Do you think I am stupid enough to post a photo of Miley if she is not wearing any underwear down there?”
Cyrus, whose “Can’t Be Tamed” album is due June 21, has herself faced criticism in recent weeks for her a more sexually provocative image. The “Hannah Montana” debuted her revamped look in the music video for the album’s title track, and on a recent “Britain’s Got Talent” performance, she pretended to kiss one of her female dancers.
“My record is not provocative,” Cyrus insisted to Seacrest when he asked her how she felt about the criticism. “If you’re buying that, you’re not buying whatever somebody with no life [does].”
A quick overview of how it all went down:
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Glad these ass clowns make millions.
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