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Memos Tagged Jack White
Feb42011
R.I.P. White Stripes
Workaholic, Jack White disbanded his flagship group, the White Stripes. Unfortunately, this seems to have been in the cards for awhile do to their self imposing limits of only having two bands members and minimal overdubbing (along with no more than three instruments appearing per song). Simply put the band ran it’s course.
My biggest disappointment is not getting to see them live. I had tickets to see them on their Canadian tour that became the album, Under The Great Northern Lights in the Summer of 2007 but had to have an emergency appendectomy on the 4th of July. However, I have been fortunate enough to see his other band, The Raconteurs play twice and Jack White proved himself as being one of the only true “guitar heroes” of our generation and by far the most violent guitarist I’ve ever seen.
The good news is we can likely look forward to yet another band formed by White full of band members that look just like him.
The bad news is we probably won’t ever get to see Meg White’s big old titties flopping around the drum kit like a fish out of water ever again.
Mar112010
50 Musician’s Mugshots
Musicians are despicable people too. Thanks to Billboard.com’s Top 50 Musician’s Mugshots I now know that Yanni beat his wife and 1 out 5 famous musicians get arrested for drunk driving.
Can’t get enough? Revisit our Top Ten Awesome Mugshots list from last year.
Jan252010
Celebrities That Look Like Other Celebrities: Part 5
This edition suggested by Ben, brings us musician Jack White and 90′s cult movie hero, Edward Scissorhands. Both men seem to spend as little time in direct sunlight as humanly possible. They are also fiercely loyal and workaholics. Scissorhands tried to bang Winona Ryder and Jack White formed the White Stripes with a chick that looks like Winona Ryder in Beetlejuice
If you have any suggestions for other celebrities that look alike, drop us a line.
Aug182009
Jack White’s Narcissism
Jack White makes music that I enjoy. Besides his other million eccentricities I’ve noticed a strange quirk. Jack White can only be in band’s with people that look like him. I know, bizarre right? Let’s take this on a band by band basis.
The White Stripes
Jack’s flagship band. A duo that consists of himself and drummer, Meg White.
Creepily enough these two were once married and than posed as siblings. He lived the narcissists dream and deemed himself hot enough to get married to a replica of himself.
The Raconteurs
Jack’s band way from home. A fully fleshed out unit, allowing himself to indulge in all his power pop and rock fantasies. Enter bassist, Jack Lawrence.
Affectionately known as “Little” Jack. It seems Mr. White stepped up his game by not only hiring a lookalike in the band but one that shared the same first name. Those glasses aren’t fooling anyone!
Dead Weather
Jack’s newest band, specializing in 21st century sleaze blues. This band also shares “Little” Jack Lawrence on bass, but contains Allison Mosshart (of the band, the Kills) on lead vocals.
Not only does she look like Jack, but she sings like him too.
I hope Jack White forms another band, so we can see how this trend continues. The Captain’s Memos have concluded he is either in love with himself or is really really into jet black hair and sickly pale skin. He must hate sunshine. No wonder why Bob Dylan took Jack on tour with him.
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