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Apr262010

Jackass news!

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“On April 17, 2010 Margera told the Artisan News Service the movie was 70% done and half the crew had been to the hospital with Margera having three broken ribs and a broken shoulder and a twisted ankle as we speak.  One of the stunts Bam Margera stated he intended to film was entitled “The Worst Wake-up in the World” in which himself and Ryan Dunn would wake up Bam’s fellow friend Brandon Novak with “Defibrillators, then urinate onto his face, throw flour on him to cake the urine, punch him in each eye, and then release six vampire bats into the room, and lock the door.”

I wouldn’t bet against the these guys making another masterpiece. The Jackass crew crew seems to top themselves every time out and they are true entertainers. There will be pain. There will be nutsacks and taints. One more movie feels just about right anyway. The studio is expecting an October release for the film and all signs are looking good so far.

“According to Deadline.com, a stunt called “The Heli-cockter” has also been filmed and shown to Paramount executives in its 3D format to green light the project. Chris Pontius tethered a remote control-operated helicopter from his penis, and grinned whilst he swung it around.” So says Wikipedia.

This will be the best 3D movie of the year.

Originally by Captain Fuerza.



Dec12009

Beastman Vs. Skeletor

Legendary.

Captain Polish showed me this video in 2002. That night is forever etched in my memory. I brought it back to my college and I’ve never seen people take to something so fast in my life. It became a full blown phenomenon with everyone I knew. It was the last thing we watched before we headed out after pre-gaming.

Created for CKY 4 by Brandon DiCamillio and Bam Margera before their career on Jackass. It’s bizarre, crude and disturbing and in the process reveals the truth about the relationship between Skeletor and Beastman (of He-Man fame)

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Nov132009

Jackass: The Lost Tapes

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The Captains at TCM equally agree on a few things. The genius of Billy Murray, The Lingerie Football League, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia and of course Jackass.

This just released DVD is something of a false advertisement. These aren’t “lost” in the sense that they they have never been seen. I’d say 40% of the material falls under that category. The rest are previously aired segments from when the Jackass show was on TV, but for whatever reason weren’t included in when they compiled the massive 4 disc DVD box set.

I hate how MTV compiled the original Jackass series for the DVD box set. Apparently, MTV is known for their DVD idiocy (Beavis And Butthead anyone?) Why not just give us DVD’s of the actual episodes the way we remember it? Rather than just the segments and then leave some out. It’s very confusing…and stupid.

So, if your wondering where your favorite segments ended up like Night Monkey, Steve-O and Ehren tackling each other in football gear in department stores, or Knoxville ordering vegetarian meals and putting little pieces of feces in them, they all have a new home on the “Lost Tapes”

Now if you own:

Jackass: The Box Set

Jackass: The Lost Tapes

Jackass: The Movie

Jackass: Number Two

Jackass: 2.5

you have everything these guys have ever put out under the Jackass name. The filming of Jackass 3 has officially been confirmed by the crew.

And another thing – where are the DVD’s of the Tom Green show, MTV?



Jul212009

You got eggnog in my goatmilk.

This one was pulled straight out of the archives. Exactly like pulling anal beads out of a hookers asshole like your starting the lawnmower. Yea, those archives.

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Mar42009

Nutball

TCM came across the game from an episode of Jackass. In the episode, the gang sits round in a circle and throw a racquetball at each other’s nutsack. The person who can withstand the pain the longest, (which was Steveo) wins.

Well, this sounds damn painful and decreases the chances of procreation, so the team here at TCM, we made a few edits…

Nutball: the Game
Ages 18 & up
Recommended after hours of drinking

Nutball is a game played one-on-one or in teams of two. The object of the game is to kick a ball and hit the opposing player in the nuts with it.

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We know what you’re thinking…that would hurt more than a getting hit with a racquetball in the nuts…well, no shit, that’s why you’re allowed to use your hands to cover up.

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The Nutball: the size, type, and style of ball you use is completely us to you, but TCM promotes using the official nutball – a combination tennis/soccerball.  You can probably find this at some store near your home or try Amazon.  Hell, they might even put a link in the ad’s TCM has rocking on these pages.

The Space: after you have the ball, you need space.  TCM suggests a long hallway or somewhere narrow and confined.  Make sure there are no windows.  Accidents can and probably will happen, especially after many beers:

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OK.  So now you’ve got your official nutball and your space.  Now you are ready to play.

Rules:
1. There are no rules. These are more like guidelines.
2. You can kick or throw the nutball as hard as you can. But the harder you kick or throw it, the harder it will come back at you when its your turn.
2. You keep score like a baseball game – the game of Nutball is played by innings with 3 outs for each team.
3. Every strike in the nuts, is a run.
4. Team with the most runs after 9 innings wins.
5. You or your opponent should try to find someway to protect your nuts. TCM suggests the old soccer-style nut clasp. It’s still going to hurt like a bitch when you are hit, but it takes away the pain.
6. You can also wear other protective gear, but the more gear you wear, the more man points your buddies can deduct from your count.

Usually by the 5th inning, someone is ready to quit or ice their balls and the game ends.  That’s why TCM suggests doing this when highly wasted.

Last we hear, Nutball is beginning to take off in parts of India and Sri Lanka.  We don’t know why, but we’re pretty stoked to make that report.


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