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Memos Tagged Jesus
Feb252011
Where Are They Now: The Green Ranger
You all remember Voltron…I mean Power Rangers, don’t you? Last year we followed up with the Pink Ranger to see where she’s at these days. Turns out she got hotter.
Score.
This time we’re checking in with the Green Ranger to see what he’s up to.
So it appears he’s become an MMA fighter…no shocker there. What I’m more surprised by is his sweet tattoo.
Does that say “Jesus Didn’t Tap” (out)? That’s right, did you forget? Jesus is hardcore, mother fuckers.
You can go on over to the Urban Shogun to read more. Thanks to Doug for sending this our way.
Jan282011
Southerners Really Do Love Their Jesus
For my birthday I decided I would pay tribute to the King by driving 20 hours from New York down to Graceland in Memphis. Being a Northerner and only visiting the South a handful of times it was easy for me to forget their undying passion for religion and their boy, Jesus Christ. Here is a small sampling of what was encountered on the road.
Nov302009
The Photo of the Goddamn Decade!
There comes a time in every man’s life when they discover something that really changes their life. It could be religion, a newly born baby, their first mushroom trip even. But for me, it come’s in the form of Jesus cradling a baby Velociraptor. Please take note, at 11:28am on November 30, 2009, Captain Yar is a new man. I think it’s safe to say I just found the photo to crush all photos.
Sorry grown up Raptor Jesus, Baby Raptor Jesus wins.
Nov192009
Photo of the Day!
So, I was out shopping for the most ridiculous Christmas decorations when I came across pure gold.
…and rolled into a joint.
May202009
Beer, Beer, Beer, I Love Beer.
GreatBrewers.com is a website that…
is powered by America’s leading network of beer passionate wholesalers that collectively represent the interests of the world’s best brewers by promoting education and awareness through shared resources.
That sounds like fun! There are several awesome things about this site. First…well, its all about beer. Second, if you are looking for a specific beer to see if it is sold around you, you can find that out by entering your zipcode! Wow! And third, not sure if that Hefeweizen or Pale Ale goes with that sloppy taco your about to swallow whole? Well, they have the answer. This website offers a Beer Sommelier. What in the wild wild world of sports is that you ask? That is a tool that allows you to perfectly match what food you are eating with what beer you should drink. I’ll give you a sample. If you are a man, Zima is paired perfectly with a rope around your neck…because you suck at life and should not be drinking that shit. In all seriousness though, don’t drink that shit.
To get the full experience of this website, you should sign up as a member. You can browse hundreds of breweries and thousands of beers. For most of the beers, they give a description of it so you can see if that is right for you. So, what are you waiting for you closet alcoholic? Head on over, sign-up and start loving life.
Apr122009
What to do with those plastic eggs
So, I assume you all woke up this morning to find a basket with some candy, some Advil for that hangover and a bunch of plastic eggs. And what is in those eggs? Well if your anything like me, mostly likely you would have gotten some dollar bills. Now I know what you are thinking…are you going to tell us what to do with those eggs and money? You bet your fat ass I am.
Now what all of us at TCM are going to do first thing tomorrow morning (with the exception of Captain Kirk…he doesn’t believe in the Easter bunny so his eggs were filled with doo doo) is march right on down to the local strip joint, plastic eggs in hand. Little known fact: Monday mornings, the strip clubs put on their best performers cause if you are showing up then, you are fucking dedicated. We all sit front row and break out our eggs and start sticking those dollar bills in the most inappropriate places, sometimes not even taking the money out of the eggs. I bet you that is the first thing Jesus did waking up this morning.
So, that answers your question. What would Jesus do? He would head right down to the ol’ strip joint. Unless you are Raptor Jesus, he probably would have eaten the strippers.
Apr112009
So…tomorrow is Easter
Easter, when a zombified Jesus rises from the dead and we all eat chocolate. That sounds just plain crazy. Where did this rabbit character come from anyways? Was it Mr. Jesus’ pet? Who knows. Eggs? Not even gonna get into it.
This past Friday is considered “Good Friday”. Apparently this is when Jesus was killed. Last time I checked, there ain’t nothing good about dying unless you are trying to get on a space ship following a comet.
Don’t really have much else to say…the Easter Bunny & Santa should do a UFC match.
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