I’ll be first to admit that a lot of things kids do these days, I really don’t understand. But there is one trend that particularly makes no sense to me. Guys wearing skinny jeans.
You’ve all seen it and it’s only grown more prevalent in recent years. First off gentleman, you look like fucking idiots. But that’s a given. Second, your not respecting the veterans of the Loose Jean Revolution.
Ever since jeans inception sometime in the 1950′s their was only one acceptable way to wear them, tight as hell and cutting off your circulation. The trend was the status quo up through the 1980′s. Nobody liked it, but it’s just the way it was.
Sometime in the 90′s men had, had enough. The seeds for the revolution were planted and through many rigorous battles eventually loose jeans were being produced by clothing companies and became acceptable to wear. No longer did men have to be uncomfortable and restricted as we tasted the first glorious moments of freedom.
Of course not everyone saw it this way and loose jeans patrons faced many prejudices from older generations in those earlier years after the revolution. There were always assholes too who became drunk with power and took it too far by wearing pants that were 5 sizes too big for them.
But dammit, skinny jeans wearers, men had to feel awkward and wear tight jeans for 40 years. They fought the good fight and now your gonna throw away the progress we made so you can wear jeans that make your junk claustrophobic and make it unable for you to ever squat down?
For shame.
