First let me start out that she looks like a retarded super slutastic version of Taylor Swift. With that said, I must ask this: Why does it always look like she literally just got finished filming a video for “Gag On My Cock”.
We would like to break down as to why Ke$ha looks like a stupid whore. We will be using the mysterious powers of scientific arguments to do so.
Theory One
Scientific Idea
The main idea in this theory is that Ke$ha looks like a stupid whore.
Expectations
That Ke$ha truly is a stupid whore.
Observations
Upon viewing the subject in her natural habitat, we noticed that she was having a talk with some guy. After a few minutes, she kicked him to the curb because he didn’t look like Mick Jagger. We realized that she may not be a stupid whore after all. But, after a serious thinking session, we finally came to this conclusion.
Conclusion
We weren’t at first 100% sure that Ke$ha knows what Mick Jagger looks like. Many of us know Mick as a walking, talking skeleton. Since her and Mick Jagger are in the music business together, she must know and/or have crossed his path at least once. If she still wants to get boned by that bag o’ bones, then that for sure makes her a stupid whore. So therefore if you are a stupid whore then you most certainly must look like a stupid whore.
