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Mar162010

Overseas, you can pretty much marry anything.

So yesterday I was catching up on some current events around the globe when I stumbled across this little news article:

Man marries pillow

True love can take many forms. In this case, it has taken the form of a Korean man falling in love with, and eventually marrying, a large pillow with a picture of a woman on it.

pillowbride Overseas, you can pretty much marry anything.

This poor bastard married a fucking pillow. Not just a pillow, but a pillow with a picture of some chick from an anime TV show in Korea. You think if he was going to fall in love with a pillow, he’d tape a picture of a real girl to the goddamn thing. Perhaps something along the lines of THIS?

Well, after the lovely ceremony, the newly wed couple headed to Vegas for their honeymoon. Upon arriving, Lee realized he married a pillow disguised an anime character, divorced it then married a Showgirl named Pink Crystal. So in case all of you lucky bachelors were wondering, yes, Fate is now officially single.

It’s official, Vegas can cure any type of ailment; that includes marriage to a pillow. This should be the city’s new slogan:

“Las Vegas, where even the guy who married a pillow can get laid.”

My flight is booked…now.

Read the full story about the guy who you are most jealous of here.



Jan192010

Random Thoughts Of The Day

vegas 1 wnan Random Thoughts Of The Day

The famous Vegas catch phrase, “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” should be amended to, “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas…except for AIDS. AIDS come back with you”



Feb262009

The desert city is running out of water

If TCM told you that you would be fighting a fish while avoiding the tornado in super mario 3 would that have been realistic? Or if you could get the frog suit while jumping from the cracked out sun, would that make sense? The answer is that it would not. Because there shouldn’t be water in the desert. Mrs. Anderson teaches us this in 2nd grade between sniffing glue time and nap time. So when Las Vegas found out they are almost out of water and are desperately funding a dig exhibition to the middle of the earth, did this surprise you? It didn’t surprise TCM as we paid attention better after art/glue time. Plus isn’t the middle of the earth made of molten lava? And if its flat, you would just fly away into space.

falloutvegas The desert city is running out of water


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