Thanks to Brendo for sending this along.
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Memos Tagged Michael Jackson
Jun242010
O Latoya Jackson, you crazy.
We all remember Bubbles the Monkey correct? Yea, it was MJ’s monkey that he owned and was taken away from him back in 2004. Bubbles, thought to previously be dead by me, is alive and well living in Florida with a bunch of other retired monkey’s. What is he doing there you ask? I assume he is doing monkey stuff including but not limited too playing golf, eating grilled cheese sandwiches and throwing around his poop.
The other day Michael’s sister, Latoya, decided she would visit Mr. Bubbles at his home. It’s actually kind of funny how she is talking to Bubbles. It’s like she’s drunk at the bar and see’s an ex-boyfriend and tries to talk to him but he ignores her.
Take a peek at this nutbar.
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Sorry lady, Bubbles does not approve of your visit.
Jun302009
A Day In The Life Of James Brown
With the death of Michael Jackson blitzkreiging the media and the public consciousness, I’d like to fondly remember another black entertainer, that died in the last few years that got 1/4 the attention MJ received. We’re talking about none other than Mr. Dynamite, James “Sex Machine” Brown.
Ladies and gentleman, TCM would like to make up for lost time and present to you the godfather of soul in all his glory:
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Jun292009
Michael Jackson is dead.
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Thanks to Mr. Burns for the heads up.
Jun262009
Yes yes, Jacko the Wacko is dead.
Ok, I know what you all are thinking. “You are gonna make fun of Michael Jackson and he is dead!” Shit yea he is dead. All the little boys out there can now breathe a sigh of relief. His son Blanket Jackson can now change that goddamn awful name. If I were Blanket Jackson, I would change it to something on the complete opposite part of the spectrum. Like, I don’t know, how about The End Jackson…cause there ain’t no more babies coming from that dead son-bitch.
Well anyways, Michael Jackson was talented and there ain’t no denying that. Not many people can compete with the freakish legacy he has brought onto this world. But now he’s is dead and Paul McCartney can get his songs back. So, I would like to leave it off with Katt Williams and how he feels about MJ.
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RIP Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson. The world has lost 3 fantastic white entertainers, and you will all be missed.
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