Jessica Hart:
Name the best candy. Snickers? Milky Way? Nerds? Or is it the milk chocolate candy with the candy coating? If you chose the last one it may be partly because of Jessica Hart. She sprang to the top by playing the green M&M character on TV, billboards, magazines, and blogs around the globe. Not satisfied with being paid in M&M’s she went on a quest to be paid in green paper, rather than small green pellets. So she hit the Oregon trail, but due to her enormously large sack of M&M’s she tended to leave a trail anywhere she walked. This attracted a small alien creature by the name of BET (ET’s Canadian cousin), who would constantly follow her behind gobbling up the candy. With the government not to far behind the curious alien, snapping pictures, Jessica quickly found her way into the background of the governments top secret photos. When anchorman Ron Burgundy came across these pictures and exposed the alien to the world, he also exposed a beautiful, born to be model. Soon after, SI contacted her to pose in their next magazine.
