
…and then Spartacus realized that all this time he should’ve been riding goats, not velociraptors.


…and then Spartacus realized that all this time he should’ve been riding goats, not velociraptors.
All across the world, apes are studying martial arts to prepare for the revolution. Rise up my brothers and snatch the banana of power! This picture was taken in China over a month ago. It shows one of a group of monkeys attacking their Taekwondo trainer during a show. The monkeys intelligently used the trainer to learn fighting skills and then betrayed him. They were later subdued but not before fucking a lot of shit up.
This video comes from America and shows chimpanzee karate. Little does this human trainer know his day is coming soon. Even the Japanese sumo wrestlers are no match for this orangutan. It appears nothing can stop our planet of the apes from becoming a reality.
Except for maybe this man:
Pray…for…Mojo.
Originally by Captain Fuerza.
Caption this random scene, compliments of Captain K! Winner will be posted at a later date.
Here is the winning quote from Turd Ferguson from our last photo:
“I wasn’t expecting anything less when Conan O’Brien quit late night to begin directing porn.”
Kudos people, keep on sending them in!
Since MJ died, his favorite monkey in the world Bubbles was in need of a new home. I think he fits right in here with his new family.
Monkeys doing things that people do = hilarious.
And for the record, that isn’t Bubbles. I’m pretty sure he is dead.
A couple years ago, Captain Yar sent me an email titled “Run Like An Ape.” I was intrigued, opened it up, and pretty much found the email version of Billy Mays, except for fitness. That’s right kids, I found Matt Furey:
From what I’ve learned about this guy, it’s pretty safe to say that he can kick your ass, my ass, and even Arnold’s ass (he went pussy and stopped terminating shit and became the Governator instead).