A top ten not done by the captains? Crazy, I know. But Cinemassacre has already brought us The Top 20 Urkel Moments and now they’ve given us The Top Ten Baddest Bad Guys. I gotta couple of gripes (where the fuck is Darth Vader?) but for the most part, I agree. The number once choice makes it reason alone for us to show you this video.
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Memos Tagged Mr. T
Jan122010
A-Team, the Movie.
It is 100% official folks, the A-Team Movie is a go. Thankfully the director, who also did Smokin’ Aces, wanted the movie to be as authentic as humanely possible, which is good. The chosen cast doesn’t disappoint either.
- Hannibal – Liam Neeson (No intro needed)
- Faceman – Bradley Cooper (That dude from The Hangover and Wedding Crashers)
- Howlin’ Mad Murdoch – Sharlto Copley (The half man, half alien from District 9)
- BA Baracus – Quinton “Rampage” Jackson (MMA Fighter)
You’ll be happy to know that extremely hot Jessica Biel will be in the movie as the useless woman. And don’t fret ladies and gentlemen, the original GMC Van is in the movie as well as BA’s mohawk. Also, instead of a crack commando unit from Vietnam, they are a crack commando unit from Iraq.
That’s ok, I’ll allow it.
We here at TCM love the A-Team. See so here and here.
This movie better not disappoint.
While I’m sure Quinton Jackson will do a fine job as BA, we still favor Mr. T.
Dec32009
Mr. T’s Flavorwave
This is a real infomercial. I stayed up late the other night so I could finish watching the whole thing. Mr. T has some genius one liners, also note this is the fakest studio audience you will likely ever see. It is clearly edited from another tv program.
Bottom line: if Mr. T is on tv, people will happily watch it (the captains included).
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May212009
Happy Birthday Mr. T!
Today is Mr. T’s aka Laurence Tureaud’s birthday!
To celebrate, we highly suggest you wear a shit-ton of gold jewelry, shave yourself a mohawk and beat people up as only Mr. T could or, “I’ll take my first and put my initial’s on your brain.”
Here is the card we wrote to Mr. T:
Dear Mr. T,
Today is your birthday. We weren’t sure what to get you, but we figure we would write you this card. Of the many years we have watched you while growing up, I don’t think anyone was more influential on our lives than you. No one better has taught us how to shut up jibba-jabba’s, perfectly land a punch, grow an amazing mohawk, overly bling yourself, tell kid’s to do the right thing like stay on drugs and don’t do school and the always useful, how to throw someone. Mr. T, you are our hero.
We here at TCM would like to wish you a sucka free birthday!
Love Always,
TCM
To finish it off, here is Mr. T in action:
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Apr272009
Mr. T the Video Game
If you aren’t excited after reading the title of this post, then I highly suggest you go jump off a cliff into a bed of very sharp spikes, ass first.
Apparently the premise of this game is that Mr. T goes to the South American rain forest and fights a mechanical Nazi war machine. To me that sounds like a recipe for awesome. There currently is no release date for this game, but believe me, you will be hearing about it from us in the very near future.
I know what your thinking, this should have been an A-Team game. Don’t worry, I’ll get on the phone with Hannibal, Faceman, and Murdock immediately…they owe me.
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