Jack White makes music that I enjoy. Besides his other million eccentricities I’ve noticed a strange quirk. Jack White can only be in band’s with people that look like him. I know, bizarre right? Let’s take this on a band by band basis.

The White Stripes

Jack’s flagship band. A duo that consists of himself and drummer, Meg White.

Creepily enough these two were once married and than posed as siblings. He lived the narcissists dream and deemed himself hot enough to get married to a replica of himself.

The Raconteurs

Jack’s band way from home. A fully fleshed out unit, allowing himself to indulge in all his power pop and rock fantasies. Enter bassist, Jack Lawrence.

Affectionately known as “Little” Jack. It seems Mr. White stepped up his game by not only hiring a lookalike in the band but one that shared the same first name. Those glasses aren’t fooling anyone!

Dead Weather

Jack’s newest band, specializing in 21st century sleaze blues. This band also shares “Little” Jack Lawrence on bass, but contains Allison Mosshart (of the band, the Kills) on lead vocals.

Not only does she look like Jack, but she sings like him too.

I hope Jack White forms another band, so we can see how this trend continues. The Captain’s Memos have concluded he is either in love with himself or is really really into jet black hair and sickly pale skin. He must hate sunshine. No wonder why Bob Dylan took Jack on tour with him.