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Oct82009

Lets Talk Football!

A lot of last week’s pick was based on the amazing Majesty QB straight out of Buffalo. This blinded us to the fact that the Bills are still a horrendous team, who fired their offensive coordinator a week before the season started. Might as well bet against them for the rest of the season as they continue to lose the spread and game. Glad we are Jets and 49ers fans. There’s only so much depression that can be taken while rooting for the Mets all summer.

It has been discovered that Long Island Hempstead politicians not only want to rid themselves of the Islanders, they also don’t want any new team to enter, even if its a hot female team dressed in lingerie. The NY Majesty have been declined the opportunity to play at Nassau Coliseum, following a simmering brawl between Charles Wang (owner of the Islanders) and Nassau County KUNT Murray and other Hempstead politicians about the transformation of the Nassau Coliseum site and surrounding area into a modern 24/7 suburban center. And reminder to our readers, its not that he wants a new one – Nassau Coliseum is a piece of garbage (sorry Yar) – they NEED a new place to play.

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So the NY Majesty now have to play all four of their games on the road. This means NY’ers dont really have a team. But hey…. is anyone really rooting for a team anyway? TCM is just excited to watch hot chicks wearing almost nothing beating each other for the small amount of revenue generated from gate receipts. If we had little Captains, we’d take them to the game.

This weeks pick: Colts -3.5. We’re just not a believer in “must win” games, accept that the Titans are not the same team as last year.

Pick of the week: 2-1



Apr162009

John Madden…

Football fans, you no longer have to hear the retardoness that flows out of this man’s mouth anymore. As of today, John Madden is retiring from broadcasting football. To send him off, lets look at some of his top quotes from over the years:

“Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they’re bigger than everybody else, and that’s what makes them the biggest guys on the field.”

“When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to.”

“I think the team that wins the battle of the turnovers, will PROBABLY win this game”

“Here’s a guy who when he runs, he moves faster.”

“It reminds me of predators in the wild. Do you ever watch that show where the lion chases his prey?”

“A fumble is a fumble when he fumbles, and that My Sexy Little Pixie was a fumble!”

I wonder if he is going to do infomercials now. Let’s see what that would look like.

If you click this link you will probably be taken to another page that might have the full story on John Madden’s retirement.



Mar192009

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