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Memos Tagged Nuts


Oct92009

Watch your nuts!

If you missed the Dodgers/Cardinals game last night, you missed one helluva game. It was a classic pitchers duel until the bottom of the 9th inning when the circus came into town. With two outs, James Loney hit a routine liner to Matt Holliday for what would have, and probably should have, been the last out of the game. Then all hilarity ensured:

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Yep. That’s right. Holliday got hit with the ball in his package. If you want a good laugh, try playing this in super slow-motion and look at his face. Sure he seems remorseful in his post game interview, but it’s probably a good combination of remorse and embarrassment for getting hit in the nuts and losing the game for your team.

Adam Wainright blamed it on the white towels Dodgers fans were waving around all game. I got news for you Wainright, don’t you think that probably had an impact on your pitching performance too? Blaming a loss on towel waving fans is a new low even in the modern, classless sports world.

As for the rest of the series, it’s still going to be a tough one to pull out for either team. But at least the Dodgers hit Holliday and the Cardinals where it hurts the most.



Apr182009

Great Moments in World History

The date; 2050 BC. The moment; the creation of beer. The affect on civilization; holy shit.

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Apr12009

Nuts4Pot

Ever walk down the street in NYC and see those guys selling nuts and think to yourself, “I bet they are selling drugs with those nuts.” Well my friend, you are correct! This kid decided to put up a website that shows a google map of Nut vendors who simultaneously sell you some good herb. May we suggest going up and asking the vendor for “PotNuts”. That might go over well…

http://www.nuts4pot.com


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