So yesterday I was catching up on some current events around the globe when I stumbled across this little news article:
Man marries pillow
True love can take many forms. In this case, it has taken the form of a Korean man falling in love with, and eventually marrying, a large pillow with a picture of a woman on it.
This poor bastard married a fucking pillow. Not just a pillow, but a pillow with a picture of some chick from an anime TV show in Korea. You think if he was going to fall in love with a pillow, he’d tape a picture of a real girl to the goddamn thing. Perhaps something along the lines of THIS?
Well, after the lovely ceremony, the newly wed couple headed to Vegas for their honeymoon. Upon arriving, Lee realized he married a pillow disguised an anime character, divorced it then married a Showgirl named Pink Crystal. So in case all of you lucky bachelors were wondering, yes, Fate is now officially single.
It’s official, Vegas can cure any type of ailment; that includes marriage to a pillow. This should be the city’s new slogan:
“Las Vegas, where even the guy who married a pillow can get laid.”
My flight is booked…now.
Read the full story about the guy who you are most jealous of here.
