In 1776, gold was discovered by Christopher Columbus on the west coast of America. He sent a local female Indian by the name of Pocahontas back to the UK to tell the Queen. Queen Elizabeth, without hesitation, decided to send an armada of ships to explore, settle, and mine for the gold. When the new settlers arrived, it did not take long to realize that the hike to the west coast was too long and arduous a mission so they decided instead to build colonies on the east coast of this new world.
Word travelled back to the queen that the settlers were not obeying her command so she sent an army of pirates, by giving them three free boats (Nina, Pinta, Santa Maria), to reinstate an old law known as premonocta on the new American families.
If you think about it pirates have influenced everyone’s lives in some way. Take the mailman for example. His job is to deliver the mail, much like pirates who’s job was to deliver death and destruction with an occasional rape here and there. The mailman carries mace on his hip to ward off crackheads and dogs. Pirates carried swords on their hips to swashbuckle and stab people they were robbing, hijacking and raping. Not to mention to fight off the occasional sea monster. Mailmen carry bags with peoples mail in it. Pirates carried bags full of booty, makeshift bombs, bones or anything you can think of…quite possibly even mail. Mailmen drive around mail trucks from house to house delivering the mail. Pirates sailed around from town to town owning the shit out of each one, delivering yet again, death and destruction with a side of rape.