Vending machines, whoever invented them sure had some serious priorities. Get snack food…lightning fast. Well now apparently you can do the same with pizza. Some dude in Italy has invented the self-making pizza machine called “Let’s Pizza”. A machine that makes you a pizza. You can watch the manly robotic arms through a glass window knead the dough, make the pizza and cook…all in under 3 minutes. The last time I heard of anything that quick was when Captain Kirk’s girlfriend told us how “inadequate” he was. I swear.
Well this apparently has some Italian pizza cooks up in arms. Hell, I’d be pissed to knowing that some robot could make pizza faster than me and probably beat me up at the same time. Wouldn’t you? Let us know how you feel about this machine by leaving comments below.
Also in the news, Captain Yar invents a vending machine where you can get sex in under 48.2 seconds called “Let’s Fuck”. Stay tuned for more…
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